Stand up comedian, actress, model, alcoholic, socialite, weirdo, and fun enthusiast.
Joined September 2014
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Do you think the bees knees are as hairy as mine are? Like do they also miss that spot when they shave?
I can’t even judge the booker who messaged me at 2am requesting my avails because I myself was also fully awake and ready to respond in a professional, business minded manner.
Hate on uppers in this industry all you want, but that’s how shit gets done in the tenderloins.
Question for all the people who take the time to write a glowing review of an establishment, mentioning nothing but positive things from start to finish; but THEN rate only 3 out of 5 stars: WHO HURT YOU???
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if you’re surrounded by people who don’t believe in you
it’s time to move – at Miami Beach, FL
Don’t be that asshole that puts your small purse in the overhead bin taking up space that could be used for a carryon suitcase. Just please don’t.
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Wednesday, May 24th at 8:30pm at @HollywoodImprov one of LA's best comedy shows returns. I'm hosting, and I'm bringing a hell of a lineup with me: @GreyDeLisle, @SaulComedy, @TheFunnyCarmen, @AnneThereSheIs, and @kononalina. A lineup for the ages!
improv.com/hollywood/event/h…
Bringing awareness to these terrible criminal acts against artists and creators.
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I'm into masochism. I enjoy paying all these comedy festivals to reject my tight five. – at Enterprise, NV
Literally not hanging out with any man who doesn’t have stage time or a boat for the rest of the summer.
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The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.
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Did anyone else get the @instagram update removing the reels viewing page or am I the only one switching to #TikTok ?