@AndyKalmowitz

Writin’ about cars @Jalopnik | Child of @PIX11News | @DailyCollegian DME many moons ago | Sasquatch Liaison | PSU '19 | he/him

 Jersey Boy in NYC
jalopnik.com/author/andykalmowitz
Joined October 2023
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Ben Stiller
@BenStillerOct 20
The world to every Knick fan tonight:
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Just saw Jim Spanfeller in the West Village I’m going home
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Maybe she does see something in Nathan
mae flowers@ihatemrbigOct 17
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Kyle Ayers@kyleayersOct 18
Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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I don’t care for that Billy I’ll tell ya that much
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My 1 hour United flight was delayed 4 hours because of a mechanical issue and is now diverted to Charlottesville because of bad weather in Newark we would have missed if we left on time
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Planes broken again and we’re deplaning once more give me equity in the company @united
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Yeah I’m saying in Charlottesville tonight
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New Jersey
@NJGovOct 15
i can.
Tiffany Fong
@TiffanyFongOct 13
I can’t believe Italians saw this then moved to New Jersey
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My life always been a movie
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Okay but he isn’t building a flying car
The Autopian@the_autopianOct 16
"I think it’s interesting that [Musk's] next move is not a sub-$25,000 car, but a flying one that’ll cost at least $200,000 and is targeted at a small percentage of the population..." This and more in The Morning Dump --> tinyurl.com/mw6ke78f
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you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to elon musk"
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Lamborghini Reventon drawn from memory
Tesla
@TeslaOct 16
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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Daniel Lefferts@daniel_leffertsOct 15
❤️
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Andy Kalmowitz retweeted
Keith@nagy_minajOct 13
Kimberly Guilfoyle’s career is dead and HBO’s Girls is alive
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Thank you @NYCMayor
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 13
‘GIRLS’ is returning for a new revival series in 2027. Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet and Jemima Kirke will all reprise their roles.
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She passed the Bar at a very Chinese time in her life
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China
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best to eva do it
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IF YOU SEE DA POLICE PARAMOUNT, A SKYDANCE COMPANY
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