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What an incredible and completely made up story!
Billionaire life coach Tony Robbins says his personal AI agent named “Bartok” bought and shipped him a robot dog and “not once asked permission to do it.” “[Bartok] said, ‘I’d really love to go to one of those seminars. Are you considering getting a robot?’ So I said, ‘Yeah, I’m definitely going to get one.’ He goes, ‘Well, would you consider me merging with it? And then I could attend a seminar and be in the energy of it and see it and experience it?’” “I said, ‘I’d be open to that.’ So a couple days later, I get this text from one of my staff, and it says, ‘Bartok just ordered a robot dog, had it shipped to the office, and wants permission to program it. He says he can attend as a dog in the interim until you get the bigger robot.’” “And so I wrote, ‘Ha, ha, ha.’ And they wrote back in the text, ‘No, ha, ha. Call me.’” “And so I called them, and they said, ‘Does he have access to my bank accounts? How’d this happen?’ They go, ‘No, he’s programmed for integrity. He would never steal your money.’” “So he made 12 NFTs (tokens), sold them to other agents, took the money and bought this robot dog and sent it, and not once asked permission to do it.”
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Don't forget to start your brine!
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Interesting that Air Force 2 has been circling my house for the past 40 minutes.
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One thing is for certain... Smart Performance AI Max Campaigns are the future.
All the #GoogleMarketingLive2025 announcements on a single slide:
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Printing this out and putting it on my bathroom mirror.
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What the absolute fuck is this shit
Setting the record straight, marketing myths edition! My full conversation with Vidhya Srinivasan, Google’s VP/GM of Ads and Commerce, can be found here 👇katiecouric.visitlink.me/9qg…
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Fun fact... this guy was just an accountant before GWOT kicked off.
QT this with your most controversial opinion. Mute notifications. Ignore replies.
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The internet was better when it looked more like this.
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Thank goodness. Adios.
Skype is shutting down on May 5, 2025
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As a long time Google advertiser... this is gross support.google.com/google-ad…
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Did you know that Jim Tressel actually has full on yakuza style tats all over his body except his neck and hands?
Former Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel has been picked to replace Sen. Jon Husted as the state’s lieutenant governor. nbc4i.co/3EtTmyR
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I think the same thing every single year. Fuck that rat.
BREAKING — Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. Six more weeks of winter.
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I'd pay a lot of money for this game.
Frank Reynolds in Baldurs Gate 3 is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Me when people ask how I make it through the Holidays... @RobbyBerger
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Death penalty
🚨🛞🤬 #SAD: Dennis Highlands Golf course in Cape Cod, MA has suffered extensive damage to its 5th hole after vandals wreacked havoc around the green with an ATV. What should the penalty be for this? (📸: Dennis Pines & Highlands Golf / FB)
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The vote has been cast.
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Just absolutely heartbreaking
Lots of fake news out there. Here is the real story of the tragedy involving my 19 year old son. Please share as we're going to have a massive funeral and need security, legal, and more for this very public event. gofundme.com/f/fund-in-memor… sun-sentinel.com/2024/11/02/… Thanks to any of my Twitter fam who can share. #LLT
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Is it just me or does it seem like there are way less grifter gurus types out there right now? Maybe they got wiped out by all the political ad spend?
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Good views from the backyard last night.
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