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I got a puppy! (screaming intensifies!!!) youtu.be/sxnwuNBs5_U
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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a RuneScape bot for halloween...
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do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die
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open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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she's a 10 but she's a 9. she's an 8. she has a red wire and a blue wire. you don't know which to cut. she's a 7
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Just heard a Teams sound on an advert & immediately went into fight or flight
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I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts
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dishonorably discharged from The Mickey Mouse Club because I backed over Pluto in my Toyota RAV4
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Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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I don’t want to “set up a passkey” I want to be killed in a memorable way
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do u want to hear the good news first or the bad news first? or the weird news? i also have horse news but that can wait
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slowly building trust with my psychiatrist so I can eventually ask her to prescribe me the limitless pill























