Attorney for #Pokemon, admitted in IL & WA, outdoors lover, girl geek, Chicago sports fan, coffee obsessionist *Opinions are my own*

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2017
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The water has been sucked out of Tampa Bay by Milton. Happened fast.
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Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?
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Are there seriously still no updates to this? My phone has been a brick since 8:45 this morning. And if you call Verizon you just get a generic automated message the same as below tweet that hangs up on you.
We are aware of an issue impacting service for some customers. Our engineers are engaged and we are working quickly to identify and solve the issue.
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We are aware of an issue impacting service for some customers. Our engineers are engaged and we are working quickly to identify and solve the issue.
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No wonder when I ran from cocktails to dinner, someone who was people/storm watching shouted from their balcony "Run for your liiiiiife!"
⚡️ If you thought we had lots of #lightning on Saturday, take a look at all the strikes across the Pacific Northwest! #WAwx
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AmycusBrief retweeted
⚡️ If you thought we had lots of #lightning on Saturday, take a look at all the strikes across the Pacific Northwest! #WAwx
The PNW experienced numerous lightning strikes this weekend, sparking new wildfires, adding to the region's high fire activity. Some holdover fires from these strikes may continue to pose a risk, especially with dry conditions and gusty winds.
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Why aren't there Scholastic book fairs for adults?
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Ahahahaha this one is great
Replying to @filled_popcorn
colin “are we not friends?” bridgerton hold his supposed friend’s handshake with both hands
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Okay but my system made me ask permission to cancel a day of PTO, and it's even weirder to say, "Oh hey, can I please work?"
requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"
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When you always wonder how your favorite skincare influencer keeps up their flawless skin and you discover...oh...it's botox. -_- At least they were honest?
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I love books, and I love reading. I would also love to be one of those people who have somehow read 15 books this year, but yeah...that's not going to happen. Where do they find the time???
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It should be the law to keep your shoes on in an airplane. This isn't a living room. 🤮
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Wholesome AF.
Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device.
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Last night (Wednesday evening) in #Seattle. So many rainbows, hailstorm, thunderclouds - it was my kind of spring weather. Here's a #rainbow shining right behind #SpaceNeedle. #wawx
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AmycusBrief retweeted
this part of Dune was cool
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Seattle’s official high today? 74 degrees—20 degrees above normal! In 80 years of weather records, that’s the earliest in the year Seattle has ever reached 74° (or higher).
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are we seriously supposed to believe that kate middleton has Adobe Creative Cloud subscription
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AmycusBrief retweeted
Writers for The Crown getting back into the writers room this morning
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