Co-Chief & Creative Director at Fire Dept. Multi-award loser. Keynote listener, at best. I’ll give your dog the belly rub of its life. ✌🏻🔥 @firedeptco 🔥✌🏻

Nottingham, UK
Joined April 2009
Congrats @rickygervais on your best character yet
...happy Friday everyone!
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One view: ‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch Another view:
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I bet you’re in a queue right now aren’t you?
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Good decisions can be based on logic and intuition alone, rather than reams of data. Source: history
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Chris Duffy retweeted
Liz Truss considered cutting NHS cancer care to pay for tax cuts. State sponsored democide of low/middle income citizens to appease the rich. Terror wrapped up as economic policy. "Hell is empty and all the devils are here", wrote William Shakespeare. theguardian.com/politics/art…
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Sheffield Wednesday season so far, see you Friday. #SWFC
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Can we please stop referring to the rioters as thick cunts. I’m a thick cunt and I don’t want to be tarred with the same brush as these troublemakers
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The problem here is the PR. It's a nice improvement, but It's a minor tweak in the eyes of the footy frat. Just roll it out and don't announce it. It's the marketing equvalent of a gender reveal party. Nobody else gives a flying shit.
The agency who designed Feyenoord’s new logo.
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Italy was a gift we didn’t have the grift for. Spain was a wing and a Rodri prayer we should’ve had a plan for. Gareth is a lovely bloke we should’ve thanked and waved off after Qatar. We start as we mean to go on - as back foot reactionaries. Time for someone seeking blood. #eng
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Client during your pitch knowing they were always going to stick with the incumbent agency anyway.
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Wrote ‘Liz’ on the back of her own head, posted the ballot through an open window, ate the pencil and accidentally set fire to the booth on the way out.
Just voted. Polls open until 10pm. #VoteConservative
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Chris Duffy retweeted
They left us on waiting lists. They left us in corridors. They left us choosing to heat or eat. They left us hungry at school. They left us to serve themselves, court their cronies and line their pockets. They left us to follow the rules while they partied. They left us and they laughed at us. Today is the day to abandon the Tories. #GeneralElection2024 #votelabour #toriesout #starmergeddon p
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🏆 HE’S DONE IT!!! @MarkCavendish 35th win in the Tour de France!!! 🏆 IL L’A FAIT !!! @MarkCavendish remporte sa 35ème victoire sur le Tour de France !!! #TDF2024
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And I’m booked to do the same if they lose against Switzerland.
Ed Sheeran visits the England camp to give them a private performance 🎙️
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I don’t get why Turkey play diminutive left footed playmaker Arda Guler centrally, or coming in from the right, when they could stick him out on the left wing out the way, like we do with Phil Foden.
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Didn’t see your parents. Didn’t see your friends. Didn’t see your grown up kids. Businesses collapsed. Couldn’t go to funerals. Afraid, bored, lonely. Meanwhile. Vote these fuckers out on Thursday please.
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If we ‘play’ the same way against the Swiss they’ll rip us a new one.
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Backs to the wall. Through choice rather than necessity. Lumping free kicks at isolated Toney instead of playing it. Inviting pressure.
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