Realtor/Broker - Lover of my DVR, being outside, living in Raleigh, kickball and my boos. Miami Hurricane for life. 🙌
Raleigh, North Carolina
Joined July 2008
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@USPSHelp My partner just put a label on a package and dropped it at the Westgate USPS 27617 around 3p. That wasn't the package for that label. Any way to stop it from being shipped? That's a Christmas present we ordered 🤦♀️
Absolute joke of an experience with @dominos tonight. Ordered at 705p, have called 3x and received different answers each time. Now, I'm driving to the store at 930p supposedly the order is ready.
Oh goody, we've reached the point of the pandemic where we 'ship the different variants. #Deltacron
It's cool, cancel the rest of the game. Let's just watch more of the Halftime show. #HalfTimeShow
With all the fanfare of @Yellowstone, I bet dude ranch vacations are up 100% in the last few years. They should remake City Slickers with the cast of @TheHangover #HangoverIV: Legend of John Dutton.
@dominos Tried to order via the app but kept getting an error. Told to call store. Called store, got a call center abroad. Asked for an email confirmation of order, told can't get that. Call center person asked store to bring me a receipt. That took 20 min. Pizza eta ~35+ min.
@dominos It took 11min 57s to order my pizza and 13 min for it to arrive from time of placing. We live 5 min drive time from the store. Amazing.
Watched Irresistible the movie where @SteveCarell character yells "Hey, Google - off!" And our @HisenseGlobal tv turned off the app we were watching it on. Hilarious first world problems.
Listening to the @ColinJost book and eating a bagel....and got to the "shit my pants chapter." Could have had better timing
The great folks at @ILoveBlueBell helped me track down #ChristmasCookie and I'm ELFING excited! 🍦
#ChristmasMiracles #BlueBellCreamery #RDUBlueBellRepresent
"...like an obese turtle on its back, baking in the sun..." ~@andersoncooper
It would be funny if it weren't wretchedly true.
Hey @Tostitos this is how we #CovidTailgate. Individually packaged snacks keeps grazing hands at bay. Dip season is upon us, help a sister out and sell individual packaged #Scoops #GiveThePeopleScoops
Hey @netflix @nbc @HBO , I don't really care. The world needs binge-able Friends. Do your part to #flattenthecurve and give us @FriendsTV
Dear World, Especially Iran,
The US does not collectively support the attack/death sentence of Qassan Soleimani as carried out by our President. Please consider diplomacy to respond. The world pleads with you. Don't stoop to his level.
Sincerely, the Americans you can't hear
Amy in Raleigh retweeted
The Ohio State University has filed a trademark application on the word "THE."
The filing, made on August 8th, indicates #OhioState is offering a brand of "THE" clothing.
Not sure how 'The U' will feel about this one.
My analysis 👇:
#BuckeyeNation
#MiamiHurricanes