🏳️‍🌈 she/her, grammar & literature enthusiast, homemaker, owl lover, reader of romance, and a well-rounded geek.

San Lorenzo, CA
Joined October 2017
Are you or someone you love struggling with proofreading or editing? Do you need a quality beta reader? You may be entitled to hiring ME to read your words. Ask your doctor if editing is right for you. DM me for details.
3
12
76
I'm reading a vampire romance book where the vampire main character just referred to his "pleasure venom" and IT WASN'T A EUPHEMISM.
6
5
90
🍁 mrs foone 🦉 retweeted
30
1,050
55
11,611
now we're here. ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Started from the bottom,
1
2
6
This is not the greatest tweet in the world. ... This is just a tribute.
5
22
195
Uhhhhhh, no, Twitter, I don't think it is.
1
12
FUCK. KIDNEY STONES. That's it. That's the tweet.
32
Sooooooo ... Am*zon sells Nooks.
3
8
Ok. Apparently B&N is a section in the A jungle. So they own them? Capitalism is so confusing.
2
6
Y'all. I just need to tell you...I've officially reached the age & disability level where part of my birthday gifts from @Foone yesterday was an extra ibuprofen in my bedtime dose. (I put them in charge of my ibuprofen dosages a long time ago. Otherwise my kidneys would be dead.)
1
57
I've been instructed to report for jury duty tomorrow. ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! There should be a law against that.
4
35
I filled out my jury questionnaire and was sent on my way. I must return on Monday.
6
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
4