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Macon, GA
Joined August 2010
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That’s a wrap on the best regular season in school history 🎉 #GoodToGreat | #WinnersWin
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Congratulations @MercerBaseball! #itsallhere
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UMASS AND COASTAL CAROLINA JUST PLAYED ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN. JUST WATCH THESE SHOTS.
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.@MercerFootball’s Braden Atkinson Wins 2025 Jerry Rice Award 🏈 #itsallhere 📰 soconsports.com/fb/article/5…
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Got it done at home! 🐻 #GoBears
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WHAT A GAME! @MercerFootball clinches an automatic bid to the @NCAA_FCS playoffs after a thrilling win over Western Carolina. #itsallhere
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Mercer with a huge road win over ETSU. Bears have scored 38 points in back to back weeks.
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💎 GIVEAWAY 💎 Critical Role's Residuum Dice Set is available now for all you crafty wizards and daring sorcerers! And we’re giving away a set to celebrate! Giveaway ends 8/27. To Enter: Like + RT this post Get the set now in the Critical Role US, EU, and UK shops!
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Stay the Course. My newest single. This is the purest version of me. It’s all yours on April 23.
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FATHER FIGURE, THE ALBUM AVAILABLE JUNE 4TH. TRACKLIST: HOROSCOPE (feat. Pharrell Williams) FATHER FIGURE OBLIVIOUS WHY (feat. Luke Combs) WASH VINNY'S ARTICHOKES ITALIA BREEZE GET IT RIGHT KID AGAIN MODERN TIMES (feat. Jon Batiste) WASH2 RICH AND BROKE DON'T SHOOT MY BOY
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“Now I am become Trophy, toaster of pastries.” #Poppenheimer #PopTartsBowl
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MERCER MAKIN’ MOVES 🐻 (7) @MercerFootball defeats Rhode Island, 17-10, to advance to the Quarterfinals of the #FCSPlayoffs.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Massive away win for the little fella.
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I think this might take the cake for unexpected edits 😭
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Most 2024 wins over #StatsPerformFCSTop25 opponents: 4 - Mercer 3 - Idaho, Montana State, North Dakota State, South Dakota State
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Dominance Delivered. 📰
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SOCON CHAMPIONS 🏆
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HISTORY MADE. SOCON CHAMPS. 🏆
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