He/Him. Come for the frequent manic sports tweets, stay for the once-a-month funny tweets

Macon, GA
Joined August 2010
Glad the committee made sure to get the elite teams into the Regionals
Ending your season on a pitch clock violation is so sick and twisted it’s hilarious
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That’s a wrap on the best regular season in school history 🎉 #GoodToGreat | #WinnersWin
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Congratulations @MercerBaseball! #itsallhere
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UMASS AND COASTAL CAROLINA JUST PLAYED ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN. JUST WATCH THESE SHOTS.
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Mercer locker room next year
BREAKING: Mercer standout freshman QB Braden Atkinson plans to enter the @TransferPortal, he tells @on3 This season he totaled 3,611 passing yards and 34 TDs

Won the Jerry Rice Award, which is awarded to the most outstanding freshman in FCS on3.com/transfer-portal/wire…
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Toledo is expected to hire Mercer's Mike Jacobs, sources tell @on3. He’s 94-23 with no losing seasons as a head coach. Former Ohio State offensive lineman. CBS reported he was the target. on3.com/
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(Very happy for Coach Jacobs who is more than desering. Excellent hire for Toledo and excited to see how high he can take them)
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.@MercerFootball’s Braden Atkinson Wins 2025 Jerry Rice Award 🏈 #itsallhere 📰 soconsports.com/fb/article/5…
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Got it done at home! 🐻 #GoBears
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WHAT A GAME! @MercerFootball clinches an automatic bid to the @NCAA_FCS playoffs after a thrilling win over Western Carolina. #itsallhere
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Welcome to AR(ea) 51 #LakeShow
AUSTIN REAVES WITH A CAREER-HIGH 51 PTS 🤯 COOKED THE KINGS WITH NO LUKA OR LEBRON 😤
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Bears really have turned things around. Very happy to eat crow on my doubts and concerns early on
Coming home with a big win on the road! 🐻 #WeOverMe
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Mercer with a huge road win over ETSU. Bears have scored 38 points in back to back weeks.
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Offense looks like it's figuring it out - need to keep foot on the gas through the rest of SoCon play. Good on the team and coaching staff for continuing to work through the early season misfires.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Stay the Course. My newest single. This is the purest version of me. It’s all yours on April 23.
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FATHER FIGURE, THE ALBUM AVAILABLE JUNE 4TH. TRACKLIST: HOROSCOPE (feat. Pharrell Williams) FATHER FIGURE OBLIVIOUS WHY (feat. Luke Combs) WASH VINNY'S ARTICHOKES ITALIA BREEZE GET IT RIGHT KID AGAIN MODERN TIMES (feat. Jon Batiste) WASH2 RICH AND BROKE DON'T SHOOT MY BOY
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So happy for Max fr 🥹
Max Christie in his Mavs debut 🔥 15 points 4-4 3FG 8 rebounds 3 assists Love to see it 🥹 (via @realapp)
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