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Wales, United Kingdom
Joined January 2012
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*Hears someone say “well then”* Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: It seems we both have autism doesn’t it Alice – at Swansea, Wales
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I take it back what I said about London
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Me returning to work after a week off and my boss telling me I got shit to do #BabyReindeer #PiersMorganuncensored
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Whoops.. 😅
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Being independent is all fun n games until it’s time to do the bins
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1 pint in the nursing home and I’m doing the konga
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One thing about me and my sister is we’re both autistic
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Lysha just threw her bag in front of my feet in the airport and I full on face planted the floor. Not going away with her again
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Tripped Dan up in the airport and she’s full on decked it
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do u ever feel like a plastic bag
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not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday
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When it’s 9PM on a Sunday and ur still cleaning
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maybe I should not have put the notebook on this evening. Sons crying
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what if my sleeping schedule isn’t even bad but I’m just living on the wrong side of the world
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Me promising lysha I’ll be on my best behaviour at her works do and won’t accidentally flash everyone or spew on the floor like the last two
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this is how your email finds me
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Thrilled to have passed THE DRUNK COUSIN role on to @zowiemartin & @AlyshaMartin. – at Swansea, Wales
Things my family will never let me forget: that time I passed out drunk on the bathroom floor for 5 hours on Christmas Day...FOUR years ago.
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Zowie last night after getting kicked out of proud Mary for doing a cartwheel in her Uggs
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