Been invited to a book club. Can’t wait to have 2 glasses of wine & start shouting Marxist readings at some women who are just there for a nice time. – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Commentators talk about 41-year-old Ronaldo like he fought in the Napoleonic wars. 👴 ⚽️ #WorldCup

UzBESTistan. 🇺🇿

Got one of those mid-life-crisis dogs (and one of those mid-life-crisis Substacks): open.substack.com/pub/kaytro…

This is the sort of man it would NOT degrade you to marry… Elordi is an Edgar Linton, surely?! #WutheringHeights #WutheringHeightsMovie

BUT HOW DO LITERACY GAP RELATIONSHIPS WORK LONG-TERM?! #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftEngaged

Everyone should get married in Italy. 🇮🇹

Putting the Italian GCSE to use: “Un grande carne e un grande vino, per favore!” 🥩 🍾 🇮🇹

Is it weird that I’ve wanted to visit here ever since I saw this bridge get blown up on CBBC NewsRound aged 7? 🇧🇦

I wish you lighting so good that you look like AI. 🤖

Weekends are for reading and drinking in pools. 📚 ☀️ 🥂

Hope that you too have a bottle of wine and a bread basket to yourself at a Georgian steakhouse. 🇬🇪 🥩 🍾 🥖

When in Georgia 🇬🇪

Reliving our misspent youth, downing pitchers at a Wetherspoons on a week night. @craig_bates_

How the mighty fall… Today, I have been DOWNGRADED by British Airways. 😩😂 Back to slagging off @British_Airways for the foreseeable.

Found myself in a dystopian enclave of Essex: Dubai Hills.

U up (for conquering Mesopotamia)? 🇲🇰 #Skopje #NorthMacedonia

LET ME HOST HISTORY DOCUMENTARIES ON CHANNEL 4. 🇧🇬

Because “I’ve not been there yet” is the best reason to go. 🇧🇬