@AlphaVector_

if wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets

Joined November 2019
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Akkshat Srivastava retweeted
Fallon@filthtofilthOct 20
You jack off all trades?
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Replying to @quacky_batak
Yessirrrr
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Opps beware I’m going apeshit #DunePartThree #DesertChant
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Your mum looks like Kim jong un 🔈🔈🔈
star 💫
@stxrinskyOct 20
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I’m fucking dead gahahahahaha
Tiffany Fong
@TiffanyFongOct 20
Nathan Fielder’s Asian accent has me crying 😭
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Yoooooooooo
TheGenzzzVoice
@genzvoiceeOct 20
Ravan dahan ❌ Nuclear testing 💯 #HappyDussehra
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This is the exact moment the movie pulled me in Got me on the edge of my seat for the rest of it Simply brilliant
Liana67@NervousGirlYounOct 19
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Replying to @jzkobb
Yeah I didn’t even try lol
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Replying to @quacky_batak
Bhak Lodu
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Ikr 😔
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Hated rejecting one of the first guy I interviewed for a role at my company Especially since he was an Indian lol idk I just felt bad I wish he were braggadocious, rejecting him would’ve been easier but he was genuinely trying You’re an IITian bro you be fine (I tell myself)
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Hell yeah Imperial alum are unbearable, can personally confirm (nobody likes me)
Ray Massey@raymasseytweetsOct 19
Love this. Pleased that I’m merely ‘insufferable’ 🤣
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Akkshat Srivastava retweeted
Flappr
@flapprdotnetOct 19
Can't believe he predicted this!
TMZ
@TMZOct 19
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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Akkshat Srivastava retweeted
DIEM
@DiemArchiveSep 14
wåzamenabe
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Thank god, finally a penalty I can get behind
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIderOct 20
The UK introduces fines of up to £100 for playing loud music or videos on buses without headphones
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Skyler Higley@skyler_higleyOct 19
doing a barbenheimer with social reckoning and digger let’s go social reckonigger
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Replying to @PeekTV_in
Number 4 hahahahahahahahhaa
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I’d watch this in IMAX multiple times
Amelia@AmeliuhhhhOct 18
My million dollar movie idea: guy accidentally gets wrapped up in a cult, and the cult is going to sacrifice a virgin. The guy is the only virgin there and makes a run for it From there the whole movie is him trying to get laid before the cult catches him
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Akkshat Srivastava retweeted
i like computers
@WildComputersOct 18
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Akkshat Srivastava retweeted
i like food
@messedupfoodsOct 18
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