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Joined November 2019
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You jack off all trades?
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Can't believe he predicted this!
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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wåzamenabe
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doing a barbenheimer with social reckoning and digger let’s go social reckonigger
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i like computers
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Some LOVELY trivia - 1. Indian Government hiked the payment for the hangman from RS 10 to 5,000 just days before Kasab’s hanging. 2. Australia’s Cricketer Stuart Clark is of Indian origin. Both his parents, Bruce Clark and Mary Clark are Anglo-Indians. 3. A city name Jhumri Telaiya actually exists in Jharkhand. 4. There was a Great Hedge built by the British across India primarily to collect the salt tax. It was 4000 km long and 12 feet in height spanning from Punjab to Orissa. None of it remains today. 5. There is a village called Delhi in New York, USA. There is a city called Madras in Oregon, USA. 6. India has three Antarctic stations - Dakshin Gangotri, Maitri and Bharathi. 7. After United States, India has the largest number of English speakers. 8. During the battle of Rezang La in the 1962 Sino-Indian war a battalion called 13 Kumaon Regiment consisting of mere 120 soldiers led by the hero, Maj.Shaitan Singh PVC, held off 6000 Chinese with heavy artillery, killing 1300 of their soldiers. 9. “Bangalored” is a word in Oxford dictionary, which came up after heavy outsourcing to India took the world by storm. 10. Guindy College of Engineering, Chennai is one of the oldest Engineering Colleges in the world. 11. There is a village in Assam called Jatinga where over the last 100 years, thousands of birds have flown to their death on a small strip of land. 12. The average cost of census taking in India is $0.5 per person (US: $39, World Average: $4.6). 13. Under the “My Stamp” scheme, Indian Postal Department allows you to order personalized stamps with your picture on them. #India #trivia
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IT IS OCTOBER 🎃
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Split that Hit that | @DiemArchive
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I think what is actually needed is for Indian people to actually give a damn about their cities and fellow citizens. Anybody using the "I pay taxes, I shouldn't have to do anything" excuse should go live in another country. India isn't developed, it's developing, so it needs patriots, not parasites. If this triggers you, it means you're part of the problem. If you're not happy with the footpath (or a pothole, or anything else which is broken), fix it, or call someone to fix it, and don't give up until it's fixed. Be relentless. Be vocal. Be creative. Make it your mission to get that one thing fixed. Look at what Virendra (@Virendra0698) did by just calling the right people and being respectful (but also persistent). He and Arun Pai (@arunpaiblrwalks) along with the help of GBA and some wonderful volunteers turned an unofficial garbage dump into a pristine, beautiful footpath through sheer force of will. xitter.cf/Virendra0698/status/21…
indians are not angry enough about the infrastructure of tier 1 cities bro we need like 10 calebs dispersed in delhi mumbai and bangalore to begin with 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️
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India can be anything but never boring
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okay, i'm listening
This robotic mouth physically recreates human speech using an air pump for lungs and moving silicone parts instead of digital audio or text-to-speech software
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NRI welcoming PM Modi abroad is ANDHBHAKTI But Khalistanis welcoming German Shepherd in London is Deshbhakti. Waah re mdrchodo.
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jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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LA PLUS GRANDE COMPILATION DE BLOCUS QUE J’AI VUE SUR TIKTOK 😭😭😭 je suis en larmes smr les références à la pop culture sont LÉGENDAIRES mdrrrr on est tellement le pays du divertissement QU’EST-CE QU’ON RIGOLE BIEN qu’est-ce que ça va être le 17 octobre mdrrr ???
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Y’a Napoléon Bonaparte PTDRRR #17octobre
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Genuinely the COOLEST Batman has ever looked on screen
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How my usually introverted self starts acting when I'm around someone more introverted than me
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