@AlmightyJ

Pagan. Beverage consumer. Erstwhile computer scientist. Oh, and I can divide by zero.

drinkwithaloha.com
Joined November 2008
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abdul 🌌📷
@Advil18 Dec 2018
my favorite thing in the world is responding to my hateful messages and seeing how fast i can change their mood.
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Jen 🎮@JenFenrir20 Nov 2018
Okay so I've attended art school for YEARS but for the sake of God I can't draw humans. RT and I'll draw your profile pic 😂🤙 expect funny outcomes
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Houston Texans
@HoustonTexans1 Oct 2018
It's a Hawaii thing. 🤙🤙
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling5 Sep 2018
Harry Potter was first published in the US 20 years ago today, so I’m sending lots of love to American Potterheads, who’ve given me some of the most memorable moments of my Potter-related life! @Scholastic #HarryPotter20 🇺🇸 ⚡️❤️
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Ice Cube
@icecube2 Jul 2018
Yesterday was a good day. Welcome to LA @kingjames
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MLB
@MLB24 Jun 2018
Replying to @CalebMcCready
No agenda, just peace and acceptance. Bye.
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Last night, I dreamt I lost a cocktail competition to LeBron James. Woke up wondering if I needed to bring Kevin Durant on to my barstaff. (In fairness, I think Draymond would make a better bartender.)
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No straws are the new paper straws #stopsucking xitter.cf/Esther_mobley/status/1…
Esther Mobley@Esther_mobley19 Jun 2018
Bay Area bartenders are ditching plastic straws en masse, but that's created another problem: A PAPER STRAW SHORTAGE. @thevillagedrunk reports: sfchronicle.com/wine/article…

With plastic straws on way out, Bay Area bartenders face paper straw shortage

The lowly plastic straw has become the focus of high controversy. California state lawmakers are considering a law requiring restaurants to provide straws — like other plastic products, an...

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Keaton Patti@KeatonPatti13 Jun 2018
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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Elise Hu@elisewho23 May 2018
So, on the pronunciation of Un in Kim Jong Un ... it's not "oon" as in Moon, nor is it a straight "un" like in underwear. The U sound is closest to the aspiration in the uhhh in Master P's "Make em say Uhhhhhh" (na-na, na-na)
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I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong time ... this happened (via @ajc):
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Stephen King
@StephenKing8 Nov 2017
280 characters? Fuck that.
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais19 Oct 2017
Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986.
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Allen Young@allenmyoung15 Oct 2017
The remaining page of a Calvin and Hobbes book found at the former house of Nuccio Ferlito, my buddy Dan’s father. I’m with you #SantaRosa – at Cotati, CA
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Regular Frog@FrogCroakley14 Oct 2017
HOLY SHIT WE'RE OLD BRICK BUILDINGS NO FUCKING WAY MATE
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If you're in need of a hug, a smile, a friendly face, or just a place to sit for a few hours, please join me at @dukeshealdsburg tonight. – at Santa Rosa, CA
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Proud to work with the amazing @dukeshealdsburg team. All profits for the next month will be donated to fire recovery charities. xitter.cf/dukeshealdsburg/status… – at Santa Rosa, CA
Duke's Healdsburg@dukeshealdsburg12 Oct 2017
We will be open today at 4:00 with a limited menu but unlimited hugs and support for everyone… instagram.com/p/BaKZH8rA7kR/
In their defense "Romantic origin stories, false age statements, and artificial sweeteners, flavoring and color matter" is a little wordy. xitter.cf/maximum_aloha/status/9… – at Healdsburg, CA
William@maximum_aloha26 Sep 2017
I enjoy @TheWeek, but this is pure nonsense. "Age Matters" LOL @PasteMagazine
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