@maximum_aloha

Bartender, Grogger, Explorer, Purveyor of tropic and exotical concoctions.

 San Francisco, CA
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Joined October 2016
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I enjoy @TheWeek, but this is pure nonsense. "Age Matters" LOL @PasteMagazine
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(puts fingers in ear) la la la la la la la la la
I've said it before and I'll probably keep saying it until I die. NO POLITICS AT THE BAR FOLKS. We're here to provide your escape.
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Bat, bat, Come under my hat, And I’ll give you a slice of bacon; And when I bake I’ll give you a cake If I am not mistaken.
Pro tips for staying warm: 1. Urinate. 2. Relax your shoulders. 3. Rest assured you'll be warming up soon. (Bonus): drink a Whiz Bang!
Trader Vic's SF
Hey @Costco - A bit of a labeling problem. Zaya isn't a 12 year rum. The label says a blend of 12 aged rums. Customers easily confused. – at Seattle, WA
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Jade Hula Shack, Oakland, CA
Alcatraz Islanders at Pagan Idol tonight! Come escape from the holidays with us!
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Tasty Chill-Chasers in Chinatown SF
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Congrats to @smugglerscovesf celebrating 7 years of hard work, and what a major contribution to the exotic cocktail renaissance! Cheers!
Listen all-y'all it's a Sabotage! (Trad'r Sam's)
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Al Silva@alslv6218 Nov 2016
So any form of "Pagan" and "Idol Worship" God "Condemns" as we see in Exodus 20:5 & 6
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10 out of 10 people die. That's a 100% death rate people!
After a contentious and highly emotional election season, I think we can all use a picture of an eel in a Tiki mug.
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I voted for her. Hillary lost this election in part by rigging the democratic primary. Comey, Bernie, Gary my ass!
Come on Iowa! I THOUGHT U WUZ DA MIDWEST. Lets do this MN? WI?
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