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Patrick Mahomes' and Tom Brady's postseasons by year.
Mahomes has been one of the best postseason QBs we've ever seen.
Brady posting good efficiency while also having by far the largest sample size this century is also very impressive.
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#Panthers have released DJ Moore.
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I do not masturbate ever. I receive an incredible amount of attention from women and never have a need to.
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Replying to @SeanIsElsewhere @Eagles
I attended Harvard. I am smarter than your entire fanbase.
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Replying to @minakimes
a lesson on intellectual honesty from a person making a ridiculous Herbert for mvp 2025 campaign based on a a delusional metric of 'toughness' is a stretch. xitter.cf/minakimes/status/19988…
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Fewest yards per dropback in a game over the last 2 seasons (minimum 30 dropbacks):
1. Cam Ward (Week 1, 2025) – 1.82
2. Brandon Allen (Week 18, 2025) – 2.10
3. Trey Lance (Week 18, 2025) – 2.17
4. Jalen Hurts (today vs Rams) – 2.19
Ward was in his NFL debut. Allen was his only appearance in 2025. Lance was his only start of the season.
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"I hate phonecalls" is the most pathetic cuck shit ever. You are low energy, low bandwidth, and useless.
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I have long stated that Justin Herbert is not a starting caliber Quarterback. I was admonished. I have been vindicated.
I have stated that Drake Maye’s 2025 season was but a product of good fortune and poor opposition. I was tormented. I have been vindicated.
I have long stated that Deshaun Watson, in spite of his history of promiscuity, is a top-10 NFL Quarterback (effectiveness, cet. par.). I was tortured. I have been vindicated.
Chargers and Patriots fans: apologize now.
Browns fans: congratulations. Apologize now.
Also thank you to some of the people that helped give feedback on this site while it was a work in progress:
@FantasyKash @HitchikersPie @1420229j @JmoneysteckNFL @tylerjschoon @PattonAnalytics
@JessNoFace @DontGetLast @csv_enjoyer @TIjabiken
I hope I didn't miss anyone
Pleased to announce the launch of YUNO Sports, a data analytics site that my lovely wife and I built (literal mom and pop operation)
The idea: sports data methods have lived with coding dorks for too long. YUNO is about empowering to do it yourself 🧵 yunosports.com/?v=2
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Offensive Playcallers by EPA/DB [Last 5 Years]
@FantasyPtsData
Kyle Shanahan leads by a mile, and the next closest is Patrick Mahomes.
I think this shows exactly why he's the GOAT.
His QBs were Brock Purdy (Mr. Irrelevant), Jimmy G (trash), Trey Lance (trash), and Josh Dobbs (trash), throwing to backups WRs/TEs because everyone is hurt every year.
Sean McVay's QBs were Jared Goff and Matthew Stafford.
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josh allen has ruined QB projections by being such an historical outlier
this is particularly relevant with caleb williams - "if he can just fix the accuracy issues!" no, he won't, nobody does (except for josh)
same goes for trevor lawrence, bo nix, richardson, ward, dart, etc.
Daily reminder that most of NFL Twitter is too retarded to understand which stats are useful.
Their litmus test for stat usefulness goes something like “does this make my QB look good?”






























