Old Butthead from “Beavis and Butthead”

Joined December 2023
Patrick Mahomes' and Tom Brady's postseasons by year. Mahomes has been one of the best postseason QBs we've ever seen. Brady posting good efficiency while also having by far the largest sample size this century is also very impressive.
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Brett is a casual’s idea of a ball knower
If we played the entire season from today 10 times, the Rams probably win the Super Bowl in three or four of them. So for everyone else, the goal is to be one of the other seven and see where the chips fall.
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#Panthers have released DJ Moore.
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I do not masturbate ever. I receive an incredible amount of attention from women and never have a need to.
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I attended Harvard. I am smarter than your entire fanbase.
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I almost can’t believe these people are real. Saying Josh Allen has had better offensive support over his career than Mahomes should disqualify you from voting.
Yes he has lmao, James cook, diggs , shakie and Davis better than most of pats guys, Moore now , always a excuse for Allen
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Allen retweeted
Replying to @minakimes
a lesson on intellectual honesty from a person making a ridiculous Herbert for mvp 2025 campaign based on a a delusional metric of 'toughness' is a stretch. xitter.cf/minakimes/status/19988…
Justin Herbert was a warrior against Philadelphia. But is it sustainable?
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Fewest yards per dropback in a game over the last 2 seasons (minimum 30 dropbacks): 1. Cam Ward (Week 1, 2025) – 1.82 2. Brandon Allen (Week 18, 2025) – 2.10 3. Trey Lance (Week 18, 2025) – 2.17 4. Jalen Hurts (today vs Rams) – 2.19 Ward was in his NFL debut. Allen was his only appearance in 2025. Lance was his only start of the season.
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Eagles when it gets to 3rd down:
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On in-breaking routes through three games, Makai Lemon is averaging 3.8 yards of separation, according to Next Gen Stats. That ranks 17th among all qualifying wide receivers and first among rookies. Use. Him. In. The. Right. Way.
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"I hate phonecalls" is the most pathetic cuck shit ever. You are low energy, low bandwidth, and useless.
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I have long stated that Justin Herbert is not a starting caliber Quarterback. I was admonished. I have been vindicated. I have stated that Drake Maye’s 2025 season was but a product of good fortune and poor opposition. I was tormented. I have been vindicated. I have long stated that Deshaun Watson, in spite of his history of promiscuity, is a top-10 NFL Quarterback (effectiveness, cet. par.). I was tortured. I have been vindicated. Chargers and Patriots fans: apologize now. Browns fans: congratulations. Apologize now.
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Allen retweeted
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He was doing this with Jimmy, Purdy, Lance, Dobbs, Mac Jones, and Brandon Allen at QB
Imagine picking against my play calling GOAT Shanahan (via Fantasy Points)
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Just leaving this here.
If we played the entire season from today 10 times, the Rams probably win the Super Bowl in three or four of them. So for everyone else, the goal is to be one of the other seven and see where the chips fall.
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Offensive Playcallers by EPA/DB [Last 5 Years] @FantasyPtsData Kyle Shanahan leads by a mile, and the next closest is Patrick Mahomes. I think this shows exactly why he's the GOAT. His QBs were Brock Purdy (Mr. Irrelevant), Jimmy G (trash), Trey Lance (trash), and Josh Dobbs (trash), throwing to backups WRs/TEs because everyone is hurt every year. Sean McVay's QBs were Jared Goff and Matthew Stafford.
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Kent Analytics Top-100 NFL Wide Receivers of 2026.
🤖 Made with AI
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josh allen has ruined QB projections by being such an historical outlier this is particularly relevant with caleb williams - "if he can just fix the accuracy issues!" no, he won't, nobody does (except for josh) same goes for trevor lawrence, bo nix, richardson, ward, dart, etc.
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This article is incredible. America is so rich that its idiots out-earn average and somewhat above-average smarts Britons.
JUST IN: “Functionally illiterate” U.S. workers now earn roughly the same per hour as the average British worker. — FT
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Daily reminder that most of NFL Twitter is too retarded to understand which stats are useful. Their litmus test for stat usefulness goes something like “does this make my QB look good?”
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Play of the Day: Maye to Boutte DEEP
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