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Seattle, WA
Joined August 2012
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Kids today will never understand the power this little icon held back in 2014
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NFL SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING AMERICA.
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Realizing they already know who won Rams vs. 49ers because it’s the next day in Australia but nobody has told us yet
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How big do you think the biggest penis in the world is? Gotta be something ridiculous like five or six inches.
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Gary Woodland going from -4 to -6 out of respect to Jayden Daniels
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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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We’ll see
George Kittle continues his rehab grind 😤 Do you think Kittle will be back in time for week 1?
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No. He never will be now. Time to deactivate
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It’s his bald head! It just cuts through the wind and makes him faster! He had pid too!! 🤣🤣 afufufu
Sign me up to the nfl
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Thank You, Football. Love, #3
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WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!
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Bryson making a “Breaking 50” YouTube video but it’s just him playing 9 holes at a major championship.
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watching rookie dk metcalf perform and thinking it couldn’t get any better than that, only for him to get traded away because the “grass is greener on the other side,” and then getting to experience jsn has been one of the greatest things I’ve ever witnessed. it does get better.
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Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.
Whoever said a shopping cart can't be used as shooting platform was in fact wrong.
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plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off
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I know my dad’s humor is elite, because 30 years ago he made me a Seattle Mariners fan
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shooting a 113 in these would go so hard
Jordan 1 Low Golf Spiked "White/Fir" 🌸 tinyurl.com/vc9337z5
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shit i didnt expect them to insta buy
Regarding recent press coverage
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