@AliReininger

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small"

 Chicago
Joined August 2021
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Honest to God REAL tree house on our garden walk in the Bowmanville neighborhood #treehouse
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Umm it’s really true! ETTD. GET THE BROOM. Brewers just SWEPT!!!!! #mlb #brewers
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Alexis@TheNotoriousLEXSep 30
Can Case Keenum pitch?
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Oh yeh! #chicago
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I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.
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Boston Matt
@Mattman34Sep 2
Go to Costco, get yourself a 4 lb bag of cosmic crisp apples. Then get yourself a 2.7 year old who will take a bite out of each one when you’re not looking and throw them all behind the couch.
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I have yet to see Lebron do this
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindexAug 30
BREAKING: Jordan says it has intercepted eight missiles fired by Iran
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In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.
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I think I just saw @mattlindner in the wild eating something at Bitter Pops😳😊😊
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Replying to @BarackObama
@BarackObama and @MichelleObama surprise the first 100 guests coming through the Obama Presidential Center
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my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair
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Maybe the @ChicagoBears should stop buying lattes and avocado toast so they wouldn’t need so many government handouts?
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And there goes our lead #chicagocubs
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The evaporation of critical thinking among the American people is truly shocking. How our nation substituted going to the library and reading books, valuing our Western traditions going back to Plato and Aristotle and replacing it all with mediocre conspiracy InfoWars, Joe Rogan podcasts, or Fox News evening Murdoch media so obviously intended to create a new generation of billionaires at their expense, I mean I get it, but I never thought the American people could be this gullible or susceptible
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The last time I had faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis
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transportation, sanitation, tourism
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Brain melting in front of our eyes
Acyn
@AcynApr 16
Reporter: Why are you fighting with the pope?  Trump: I have to do what's right. I have nothing against the pope.  Reporter: Then why are you fighting with him? Trump: I’m not fighting with him. The pope made a statement saying Iran can have nuclear weapon.  Reporter: He didn’t say that. Trump: I can disagree with the pope. I have the right to do that.
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“Know what we should do? Blockade the blockade!”
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Love to see it! Finally something came into the old Hero Sub shop! #chicago
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When I point my remote directly at the TV, it barely works… If I accidentally sit on it, it will change from Hulu to Netflix, turn on closed captioning, and turn the TV on and off 4 times.
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sgp
@stogolpApr 5
Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah
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