I saw a tweet comparing Donald Trump to senile Mermaid Man. I cannot stop thinking about it... So I guess that makes JD Vance Barnacle Boy...? Wow, this is bleak.

Can confirm you can tell when people make things with an extra pinch of love

If I ever won the lottery, I won’t tell anybody. But there will be signs

Spring Adventures: From Mexico City to Barcelona open.substack.com/pub/wheret…

Tell me why it seems like this is the last time I truly had peace in life…

Hear me out… 👀 Summer in Europe 2.0 But instead of clubs in Ibiza we do a vibey spot with a beautiful view (and a pool) - Cook for the squad every night - Amazing wine - I’ll find a way to ship my controller to France? Italy? Spain? Portugal? - I’ll open for “The Entity”

A sauna for sure

hahah I think it's subtweeting me that I do too much 😅

@united I'm trying to rebook a flight and do a search with a specific fare class, but when I search no results are shown. I cannot find on your website how to report an IT issue. Please advise.

Dark gray, light gray, blue gray, and gray It's like these iPhones were built just for me! #grayscaleaesthetic