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Alex

@AlexVedom

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 Estonia, Planet Earth
Joined November 2011
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The year is 2031. Your electric car locked you out because you reached your driving limit. You walk to the store to buy food. The steak you want to buy gets denied because you reached your C02 limit. You walk home with a a bag of bugs and fake soy meat.
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#FridayFeeling
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A dad hears his daughters donated heart beat in man whose life she saved. Close to tears 😭
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You’ve done it, you’ve read all of Twitter! No, don’t keep scrolling, this is the end. Congratulations! Now that you’ve completed Twitter, we’d recommend “books,” “cooking food,” “calling your mom” or any number of other more enriching experiences. Enjoy!
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Replying to @RobDenBleyker
I feel fabulous now.
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You know what I hate about people leaving jokes unfinished?
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С наступающим!!! Чем старше становлюсь, тем больше нюансов улавливаю в комедиях Гайдая и тем сильнее считаю бабу из "Иронии судьбы" шлюхой.
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Can confirm.
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All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us. ⚪️
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I'm about to make it official... all tall Asian chicks are transgendered.
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#fridayfeeling vine.co/v/MatMXiImVuW
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Why doesn’t Santa have any children? He only empties his sack once a year and it’s under your tree, all over your living room floor.
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!! Addie Fridy (@AddieFridy) vine.co/v/eU02DEimxgL
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A mathematical limerick by Leigh Mercer, author of the famous palindrome, "a man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!"
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Does anyone still get that feeling of total triumph & pride after making a WELL GOOD sandwich?
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Russia it's ineffable just how good tonight was. You truly are the best audience. It was five years ago this month we first came to Russia🇷🇺
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So true :') #tbt #throwbackthursday
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These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge.
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*goes to pepper spray protesters* *goes into wrong pocket-accidentally douses 'em in organic beard oil* #hipstercop
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