cool like a yeti eating frozen spaghetti..

Houston, TX
Joined March 2009
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such bad parenting, this toddler wants his iPad
such a precious moment
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He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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Alex Ochoa retweeted
Does what the French are doing make sense to you yet?
After rocking a $50 million bra on the runway during her Victoria's Secret Fashion Show debut, Kylie Jenner reunited with her mom, Kris, for a big hug backstage. 🥹🫶 🎥: Instagram/ victoriassecret
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Alex Ochoa retweeted
May I make a suggestion that sticks to the theme
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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Alexis joining the discourse:
Alexis Texas and Nicki Benz say they MISS the pre only f@ns era of p0rn, claiming the 2014–2015 days were better than the industry today 😳 They explain that shoots back then usually had like 5–10 people on set, making the environment feel more intimate and like a family. Alexis says her seniors used to tell her how easy she had it compared to their generation. Now, she’s become one of those veterans looking back at the industry and feeling the same way. “The industry was simpler, way more fun, it was more intimate.”👀
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Wild nutrient @ Hermann park.
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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Helping Israel is called aid but helping Americans is called socialism.
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I think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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We need the American version of this after he's gone.
These are the statues of Qin Hui, a notoriously corrupt 12th-century Chinese official, and his wife Wang, kneeling forever in apology. For centuries, people have spat on, cursed, and slapped the statues to show lasting contempt.
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Alex Ochoa retweeted
i dont think french people realise how funny they are
🇫🇷🚂 Un train touristique a été DÉTOURNÉ par des manifestants.
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Guess the NBA team: PG- CUCK SG - ASS SF - 30YO ROOKIE PF - H*TLER C - AIDS
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“From scratch by himself using AI”
My 12 year old son just made this @Tesla Roadster game from scratch by himself using AI. AI is nuts.
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People are protesting on the streets around the world and this is what the rich are doing
omg kylie jenner wearing the 22 million dollars fantasy bra at victoria’s secret show
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This piece is $50 million. x.com/_Jacobandco/st…
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Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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Alex Ochoa retweeted
see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Soulja boy tell em
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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We're using AI to make signs at sporting events now. #gamesgone
Let’s get Patrick Mahomes over there instead #ChiefsKingdom
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Alex Ochoa retweeted
Nigga thought he was gonna get signed to Miranda cosgrove records
This Walmart employee recognized Miranda Cosgrove & made her listen to his song!
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