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not my first quarantine.

Joined June 2013
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Fuck Elon Musk
Nobody: Guy who gets billions in government handouts:
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the religion and science teacher seeing each other in the hallway
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Madden 07 soundtrack remains top tier.
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“You have the build of a UFC fighter. You’re a cocky mother fucker,” — Gio, old Italian man at my gym. Pretty sure that’s a compliment.
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Whoever can guess what I’ve put in my oatmeal can throw me in jail.
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Honestly I’d prefer a rip off cause I loved the world of BioShock Infinite. It’s a perfect setting for any game genre IMO
Xbox says the similarities between its new steampunk RPG Clockwork Revolution and BioShock Infinite are "unintentional."
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Im sorry but if a drink comes in bright yellow can then it needs to be ridiculously refreshing. No excuses, no exceptions.
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Way more games should be played like this. Everyone’s adrenaline would be maxed and we’d witness human feats never before seen in sports.
A second division game in Argentina taking place in the middle of an active warzone.
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Very happy to be a part of this song. Take a listen!
#happyreleaseday ‘Outside Perspective' by @irisbluechicago is out now and available on all major streaming platforms 🎶 Make sure to give it a listen and follow them for further updates! Listen here: lnk.to/iboutsideperspective
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I swear to god if they plan to displace these birds for a fucking race that nobody wants…
A Hooded Warbler smack in the middle of Lori's and NASCAR's race course. (See purple dot)
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ADHD is stopping mid-password to take my medication.
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Then finishing the password before screwing the cap back on the bottle.
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DO IT DO IT DO IT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD BAIL OUT
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I’m a simple guy when I work from home. But when I go into the office I’m slamming free coffee, cans of sparkling water and all of the granola/trail mix my paycheck cannot buy.
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It’s both comical and deeply depressing how people’s respect for order gets thrown out the window when they are driving. In a 15 minute drive I witnessed multiple blatant blown red lights, driving down the wrong side of the road, blowing through 4-way intersections, and more.
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Mention this tweet at my bands show and I’ll buy you a shot. Come see me break my neck live with the Neighborhood Threat
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tRump watches this show and thinks Homelander is a hero
Huge announcement: Official Homelander digital collectible cards have arrived! Celebrate our greatest hero’s life and crimefighting career by owning an authentic and non-fungible JPEG of him. Buy now for 777 VoughtCoin while you still can!
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It’s not you, it’s the weather.
Here's a not-so-fun fact...It's been cloudy! When looking at hourly cloud cover observations during daylight hours, today marks the 11th consecutive day with at least 80% cloud cover at Chicago O'Hare. Today is the 6th day with 100% cloud cover!
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🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
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Anyone else’s Twitter operating differently? I can’t scroll through a thread without being jumped back up to the original tweet and my tweets are lagging, populating from a blank screen instead of a continuous feed.
Elon Musk is our Ted Faro. Fucking ass hat over inflating his importance, ultimately to the detriment of humanity. IYKYK
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