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We need the crowd to chant “Omar is classless” on Friday. Come on you lot, less of the whooping, organise. #bbuk
Louder for the people at the back!
This series is REALLY losing out from not having Late & Live, the energy in the studio tonight would have been ELECTRIC
Instead we’ll have to wait 24 hours for a chance they might play *one* voice note from a fan on The Group Chat 🙄 #BBUK
ITV have truly delivered on housemates every series and, on paper, this might be the best bunch yet. #bbuk
In honour of Big Brother’s return tomorrow, I’ve ranked every winner because I can’t help myself. #BBUK
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I think it might be time to leave this website. It's so shit. Just so SO shit. I think a lot of us are clinging on because we used to find it so wonderful and silly and fun. It was a good place. But it isn't now is it? It's just bad. What are we getting from it? Rubbish.
So lovely to see Robert Smith as the only featured artist on one of the world's biggest pop star's new album. I'd really like to see the kids recognise how perfect The Cure are. What could be more heartwarming than teens listening to The Cure in 2026??!
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Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.
Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space.
It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
I preferred the first two episodes of #TipToe compared to the final three. Felt like the escalation in the final episode was ultimately quite unrealistic, though I suppose it had to be. Nowhere near as good as Queer As Folk, Cucumber or It’s A Sin, in my opinion.
Well I do wish all the people that haven’t been going to the office in recent days could just take the rest of the week off. Why are you all back on the tube today?? I do not wish to see you.
Can we please stop? I find the very mention of his name mind numbingly dull.
The worst UK number one singles from 1952 to 2026. According to me.
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I’ve never wanted to do this. Whenever I have, it’s been against my will. The inside is usually empty! Lovely, let’s sit at a table like civilised people please.
Imagine the only time you leave your depressing area and come to our incredible capital city is just to march for ‘Tommy Robinson’ once a year. That’s the life of thousands of people on that depressing march. They deserve every misery.