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"And the stone that smote the image became a great mountain, and filled the whole earth."

Joined December 2010
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The replies to this are full of people who don't really understand what's being asked. "Just read it bro," but obviously bro HAS read it and noticed that the narrative is missing this detail.
If Moses was separated from his birth family when he was a baby, how did he and Aaron re-connect later on in life? Am I missing an obvious backstory?
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you don't see truths being held self evident much anymore
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Ocarina of Time. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect fall night. You are 36 years old. The year is 2026.
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Me and who
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Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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Life gets better when you stop getting synchronicities
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Thanks for the hit tweet. The fame will change me. I’m replacing my father with one made of solid gold
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People born in 1995 are turning 65 this year let that sink in
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i think people forget 1) how cast iron and heat works 2) IKEA is Swedish so it will at times reveal really Swedish habits of living/cooking 3) this pan exists in an alternative version with a cast iron handle for those who want to burn their hands off
Incredible.. IKEA made a non-oven safe cast iron pan, never seen anything like it
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They take an awful lot of blood for these tests, I wonder if anyone’s ever tried to start a company around the idea of a machine that can run thousands of tests on a single small sample.
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Have you tried asking her husband?
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You ever think about how great Christ is to allow Simon to carry His cross for a while? Dude just shows up for Passover and gets to be part of the story of the redemption of all creation.
Bible Contradiction: who carried the cross?
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“Whats water”
Muslim names be like SERVANT OF THE MERCIFUL and Christians have shit like Michael
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Michael comes from the Hebrew mī kāʼēl, meaning "Who is like God?". It is a rhetorical question implying none is like God, and names an archangel recognized in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. behindthename.com/name/michael en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(… britannica.com/topic/Mikal
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I can’t believe people voted for socialism instead of $5000 government checks.
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No, you are confused, Larry the Cucumber shall simply be annihilated at death.
Sadly learned today that the vegetables from veggietales are predestined to hell
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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They’re renaming it to Texas They&Them
Texas A&M is packed to see James Talarico
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They're trying to pin last night's election results on a guy named Warren Iran
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I bet the Siberian Orchestra is going to be even more Trans this year.
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