The replies to this are full of people who don't really understand what's being asked.
"Just read it bro," but obviously bro HAS read it and noticed that the narrative is missing this detail.
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew.
You've loaded up Ocarina of Time.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long.
A perfect fall night.
You are 36 years old.
The year is 2026.
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Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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Thanks for the hit tweet. The fame will change me. I’m replacing my father with one made of solid gold
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i think people forget 1) how cast iron and heat works 2) IKEA is Swedish so it will at times reveal really Swedish habits of living/cooking 3) this pan exists in an alternative version with a cast iron handle for those who want to burn their hands off
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They take an awful lot of blood for these tests, I wonder if anyone’s ever tried to start a company around the idea of a machine that can run thousands of tests on a single small sample.
You ever think about how great Christ is to allow Simon to carry His cross for a while? Dude just shows up for Passover and gets to be part of the story of the redemption of all creation.
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“Whats water”
Muslim names be like SERVANT OF THE MERCIFUL and Christians have shit like Michael
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Michael comes from the Hebrew mī kāʼēl, meaning "Who is like God?". It is a rhetorical question implying none is like God, and names an archangel recognized in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
behindthename.com/name/michael
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(…
britannica.com/topic/Mikal
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Twitter can use this right now. youtu.be/hEcjgJSqSRU?si=RJX8…
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things






























