Native Texan, Music Lover, Horseman, World Traveler, Cinephile, Pro Oxford Comma. Aware. Non Hater, and Buzzfeed Contributor

Austin, TX, USA
Joined May 2009
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His professor banned laptops in the classroom 😂
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“Cheers” in Boston has a stool and beer reserved for George Wendt who played the beloved character of Norm on the show. Wendt died this morning. He was 76.
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1. There is no stage 5 of cancer. 2. Dr. Jill Biden is not a medical doctor.
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When folks move offline and into big boy jobs: yeah, ok, this stuff is more boring than the internet thinks and here’s a real estate update before I bury the news that Epstein did in fact kill himself
I haven’t done any media interviews to this point because I want to keep the attention on the work. I don’t work for myself anymore, I work for you.  But it is important to relay to you what we’re doing, and the media can be a tool for that. That’s why we chose a long-form interview with Maria Bartiromo for our first interview. I hope you saw it. If you missed it, here are some of the questions that were asked and answered: -Yes, we are moving FBI headquarters out of the Hoover Building. The process has already begun. Stay tuned for updates on the details and timelines. -I was asked about some of the details surrounding the Jeffrey Epstein case. I have reviewed the case. Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. There’s no evidence in the case file indicating otherwise. I’m not asking you to believe me, or not. I’m telling you what exists, and what doesn’t. If new evidence surfaces I’m happy to reevaluate. -I was challenged on “accountability.” It’s a fair question. I aggressively responded because the Director and I have been working tirelessly to uncover the bad actors. We cannot get into HR specifics, and this creates an information vacuum. Unfortunately bad actors looking to tell you “a story,” not THE story, want you to believe we haven’t taken harsh and decisive action against rogue employees. That’s absolutely false. And the bad actors know it.  -We were asked about FBI priorities. The Director and I told Maria that the President, the Attorney General, the Director, and I are absolutely committed to getting your FBI back to its roots. We will make your communities safer. Illegal immigration ops, child sex crimes investigations, 764 cases, and violent criminal fugitive apprehensions are all on our expanding radar. And while America is enjoying the summer we are already planning a massive operation to clean up your streets. The counter-terror and counter-intell missions are critical and will continue at our customary high-tempo too. This is what you pay us for.  God bless America, and all those who defend Her.
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😍 Here's 60 seconds of pure beauty. Welcome to Italy 🇮🇹 #GirodItalia
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Gary Oldman reveals that his most iconic line from Léon, was actually a joke for director. “I went to the sound guys and I said, ‘I’m going to be really, really loud. And I did that, and he kept it and put it in the film. It was just me having fun.” xitter.cf/theCinematicc/status/1…
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Suozzi: Does this tax bill continue the payroll tax on tips? Barthold: Yes it does Suozzi: Does this bill continue the payroll tax on overtime? Barthold: It does not exempt overtime from payroll tax Souzzi: Does this bill remove taxes on Social Security benefits? Barthold: …
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A visual of how sound looks using sand and a Chladni plate
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Hey @NBAonTNT can you get it together and prioritize the game over commercials?
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He’s going to put those things online for sale immediately!
Jaylen Brown gave a young fan a pair of unreleased shoes and his reaction is amazing 😭❤️
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BREAKING: Fed Chair Jerome Powell admits that Trumps tariffs are largely to blame for rising prices. Make sure everyone sees this.
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Marshall Hildebrand 🇺🇦 retweeted
sorry but i still haven't moved on from the concept of rawdogging the conclave
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No. We. Do. Not.
With Derek Carr retiring from the NFL, the New Orleans Saints need to call Aaron Rodgers.
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The press secretary doesn’t know the Library of Congress doesn’t lend out books to kids.
Reporter: The president fired the librarian of congress. Why?  Leavitt: There were concerning things she had done at the library of congress in the pursuit of D.E.I. And putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
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Does DOGE know about this?
The estimated cost of the Army 250th birthday parade on June 14, which coincides with President Trump’s birthday, has grown in size and scale as of two weeks ago and could cost between $25 million and $45 million, according to US defense planners. More than 6000 soldiers will be involved in the parade in Washington DC drawn from each Army division. Every single division in the Army will provide several hundred troops, I am told, and the cost will be divided between units, adding to the Army budget at a time when the Defense Secretary has called for 20 percent reduction in General officers as well as savings from combining headquarters.    Each Army division will be tasked with representing a different period of Army history to include period uniforms, sources said. 150 total Army vehicles sent from units around the country will be in the parade which will travel through the DC streets - 90 heavy vehicles - to include tanks and Bradley fighting vehicles and tracked artillery. 10 tanks 10 howitzers, etc. 60 light vehicles 50 warplanes The last time there was a discussion of such a military parade in DC during Trump’s first administration after a visit to Bastille Day in France, the inclusion of tanks and the cost caused the parade to be nixed because the inclusion of tanks became controversial since their treads and weight would tear up the streets of DC resulting in the need for costly repairs. The Army has been planning for more than a year to hold a parade to mark its 250th birthday but now the scale has increased, according to multiple US officials. President Trump was asked on “Meet the Press” Sunday about the cost which was quoted to him as $45 million, which he called “peanuts.” The parade will involve period aircraft and Army veterans from different wars. The Army’s Golden Knights will be jumping as part of the ceremony.
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If Trump hadn't chickened out and pulled @mattgaetz's nomination, we would finally have an Attorney General who knows what Molly is. Smh.
Bondi: They put this in Molly, the date drug, or the party drug, something called Molly.
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President Trump signed an executive order aimed at ending federal funding for NPR and PBS. 56 years earlier, to the exact day, Fred Rogers testified before the Senate about the importance of funding public media.
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So fucked for most Texas children.
Private school vouchers are set to become law in Texas. Here’s how they will work. Texas will give participating families about $10,000 to pay for their kids’ private schooling. Other details about the program, set to launch in 2026, are unclear. bit.ly/3SjyzSh
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