@AgentMaayan

Foreign girl. Mincemeat Bingo Attendant. Exceptional from a meme perspective. The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. She/Her ✨

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Joined February 2011
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BIG NEWS, FRIENDS!!! my poetry book Dethroned in Knightsbridge is coming out officially on the 28th, but you can buy a copy already through this link: troubador.co.uk/bookshop/poe…
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NEW MISSION: complete the #OperationMincemeat Broadway Bingo! 👏 @AgentMaayan is the master of documenting cast combinations on the West End, and now on Broadway! Thank you for your service 🫡 How many of our recruits will you see perform together?
Maayan@AgentMaayan14 Feb 2025
BROADWAY UNDERSTUDY BINGO. Five principals. Five understudies. 32 first-cover combinations. After countless hours of desperately staring at spreadsheets trying to bend the math before it breaks me, we celebrate today with not one, but TWO @mincemeatbway Broadway Bingo boards.
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Replying to @chlxe29
@chlxe29
It's one mincemeat Broadway ticket, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

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Just remembering you’ve had an “and” when you’re back to “or” makes the “or” mean more than it did before.
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Our beloved dog Val had a sudden medical emergency on Friday, we have had her at multiple vets since. She needs an intensive surgery to save her life & the bills are piling up. If you’d like to help with the costs, any contribution helps. Thank you ❤️ gofund.me/17f0b361
A dachshund standing on a recliner leg with her tongue out.

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Me holding a dachshund, both looking at the camera.

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Val the dachshund and her cat brother Viggo lounging on a bed.

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Val the dachshund and her cat brother Viggo sleeping next to my mom's legs.

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I desperately need to hear fewer opinions.
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In life's battles, some friends are in the trenches with you; some will text saying 'hope all ok in trenches'; some will desert you and then years later say 'how were the trenches? Sounds shit'.
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😂 🏆 💪
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feels a bit silly i didn't know any of these people a year ago, forever grateful for our silly OLIVIER WINNING MUSICAL !!!!!! and these SILLY SILLY WONDERFUL FRIENDS 🫶
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GLITZ (in fortune alley ofc)
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We’re ready! #OperationGlitzy🥸✨ is a go!
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We’re all here! #OperationGlitzy🥸✨
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we really over arsed it didn’t we??
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LOOK WHO’S BACK xxxxxxxxx
Maayan@AgentMaayan13 Apr 2024
Really makes you wonder about the security of the building, doesn't it 🚨📈🏡
Maayan pointing at Hester's plaque at the fortune theatre in shock.

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"I love this time of year!" "What, spring?" "No, Taskmaster season."
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Replying to @Rachel_A_P_
me: awards don't really matter, art is subjective, it's fine not to win anything also me: this rule has one exception and it rhymes with "observation spreadsheet: a new cubical"
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i love - makes me wanna record one like this too. nico
Maayan@AgentMaayan19 Feb 2024
Ten years (and a day) of bleachers. I've been thinking a lot recently about what that means to me. I haven't done one of these in a long time but it felt right, so here's some Tiny Moves @bleachersmusic @jackantonoff
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You're doing it right. @CepheidNews & @DanaherCorp listen to the minion memes.
Maayan@AgentMaayan12 Sep 2023
Replying to @paytmitch @DanaherCorp
am I doing this right? #PeopleOverProfits @DanaherCorp
A minion meme with the text "All I need right now is a hug and for Danaher to lower the price of GeneXpert TB tests to $5"

ALT A minion meme with the text "All I need right now is a hug and for Danaher to lower the price of GeneXpert TB tests to $5"

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