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That’s so real lmao
Evan Turner says landing a 4-year $70,000,000 deal with the Portland Trail Blazers felt like winning the lottery “My agent calls me and says, ‘I got a deal for you,’ and I'm like, ‘What is it?’ He's like, ‘From Portland. It's a 4 year deal for $70M.’ I'm like, ‘$17M?’ And he's like, ‘No. $70M.’ I'm like, ‘Oh my God’” “Then I call my mom and I'm like, ‘Mom, I'mma sign with Portland for 4 years $70 million.’ She's like, $17M?’ I'm like, ‘No. Like 7 and a D.’ And she's like, ‘Oh my God’” “I was supposed to go out to Portland on [July] 5th. I felt like a lottery ticket, I was trying not to die… I'm like, I can come today… let's get this deal and call it a day”
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I voted illegally 30 times, come get me motherfuckers My name is Vinicius Junior and I play for Real Madrid football club
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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AdriaNO🦦 retweeted
God it’s like Christmas today
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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My senator is gay, my governor is a woman, my head coach is fat, and my QB is still black. Someone convince me not to kill myself!
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Afirmativo
¿Alguien sabe si el congresista electo @bobbypulido425 amaneció ‘desvelado’?
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AdriaNO🦦 retweeted
Loser has to take a shower
nahh we have the el jeetico in 3 days 😭
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Omw to texas to eat woke brisket and have 5 milliom abortions in the buccees bathroom btw
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Houston, Texas
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Niggas are too funny man
SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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how they already summoned someone as cold as mamdani 😭😭
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Bro let the choppa sing omg
Senator Abdul’s going after everyone.
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Yo he's legit pissed 💀
trump is on fox news huffing the craziest amount of copium 😭😭😭 i love it
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make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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The country saw nyc living its best Mamdani life & said we'll have what they're having
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Live look in on Alabama
This is absolutely fucking sad
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Still gonna need that 8k you promised us, washed up orange nigger @realDonaldTrump
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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