@AdamDotNet

Home school dropout. Pragmatist. Aspiring Singer Songwriter.

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Joined February 2009
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Yes, typically the citizens of the imposing country pay more. Tariffs are a tax paid by domestic importers on foreign goods. Importers pass most (often all) of that added cost to buyers via higher retail prices. Foreign exporters may absorb some by cutting their prices, but the net effect for consumers in the tariff-imposing country is higher costs for those imports.
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So no comedians diagnosed yet? Maybe we are the chosen people.
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Instagram is hilarious. A nature account will post a picture of a whale or something and then the caption will be “Tag a friend!” LOL for fucking what? Imagine your friend tagged you in that shit. You’d be like “Fuck this asshole.”
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In that order? I need to cancel dinner Friday night. Something came up. Sorry. Maybe we can meet for coffee?
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Social media the compost of the internet. Periodically, I'll dump something on it & check back weeks later to see what kinda horrible mess has grown. The only difference is compost is good for the planet.
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[ PVR Schedule ] [ HBO Schedule ]
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This week God continues to dictate elaborate demands for the Ark of the Covenant. God also threatens to kill people for working on a Sunday. share.laughable.com/rmbm13
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Imagine if they ever legalize crack. There’ll be crack cafes brimming with skinny disheveled hipsters wearing silly hats.
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.@Uber cut their driver pay per mile almost in HALF on fucking St. Patrick’s Day weekend FYI. They’re about to go public, everyone needs to stop using these motherfuckers RIGHT NOW. What trash.
Scott Luhrs@luhrsman17 Mar 2019
Replying to @luhrsman
@Uber my bad I had the info wrong it’s actually $0.60 a mile
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Person: I hate pineapple on pizza. Me: Alrighty. Person: It’s so gross. Me: Okay then. Person: You know what I like on pizza? Meats only! Me: Uh-huh. Person: Fruit doesn’t belong on pizza. Me: Swell... Person: Vegetables either... Me: Good talk...
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We’re back! Season 2 comes in strong with God micromanaging Moses and his brother. Check it out! Available everywhere, and if you can’t find us on a platform, let us know. share.laughable.com/neb2so
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Been a busy week. #LRTB #Season2 #Exodus
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People who claim to not watch TV think they’re so interesting. I don’t care that you found yourself through kayaking, asshole. Let’s talk about some shows you ass bitch.
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Don’t wind up in jail. If you suspect a girl is under age, ask her to play a song by her favorite rapper. If it you can’t make out any of the words FUCKIN’ RUN! 🏃🏽 🏃🏽 🏃🏽
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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Sugar is poisonous. I’m a Labradoodle.
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Power - MC Rasta (feat. Lil' Spoonsie). youtu.be/le7Hn9_dABU
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Replying to @RIP2witter
If you understood how hard it is to get passed and get spots in that room regardless of gender you would realize how disrespectful you're being to the women who have worked years to get in here. We don't book based on what you look like, we book based on funny. Also there's 5.
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I don't know how many Parkland victim families were in attendance at the bootlegged Louis CK show in question. None or less, I'm guessing. So who made them outraged? Like you telling your co-worker that Bob from HR said she's ugly. Who is the one that hurt her feelings? Bob?
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I’m optimistic on 2019 despite not having to evidential backing. I truly hope we as a people can learn to ignore the plight of bored Twitter mobs, and evolve into a society that works off of facts before feelings. It all starts at the level of the individual. Here’s to 2019.
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Is this thing on? ::taps microphone:: You were Secretary of State. What did your administration do about Syria? xitter.cf/HillaryClinton/status/…
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton21 Dec 2018
Actions have consequences, and whether we’re in Syria or not, the people who want to harm us are there & at war. Isolationism is weakness. Empowering ISIS is dangerous. Playing into Russia & Iran’s hands is foolish. This President is putting our national security at grave risk.
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