A white noise machine from the fictional land of Canada šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦They/Them.

Airdrie, Alberta
Joined February 2015
A guy I knew in High School joined the Salvation Army and both of his legs were blown off by an IED. I might be mixing two stories together here…
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Have you ever tried Kethcup chips
75%Yes! Love’em
0%Yes! Gross
0%No, sounds neat
25%Nope. Gross
4 votes • Final results
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Everyone Has A Podcast retweeted
What’s better than #elfontheshelf ? PeeWee in a pine tree! RAAAHHHH! ā¤ļø @peeweeherman #elfontheshelfalternative #MerryChristmas #illustration
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Life has its highs and it’s lows. But you can always get high in a Lowe’s bathroom.
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Everyone Has A Podcast retweeted
Hey @EHAPPodcast. Has anyone ever mentioned how much @AdamDotNet and Bryon look like the bullies from Hocus Pocus? Shit’s cracking me up over here.
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Some of you might be too young to remember this, but back in the day we ran fast and loose. Annoyingly, the streets still need us for the moment…but we shall return.
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How did that stupid song go again?
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Future shit. Thrusters engaged.
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Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean we’re gone forever. It also doesn’t mean we haven’t lawyered up, so go ahead and steal our show name if you’re fishing for a summons. Go ahead... act like we’re fucking kidding.
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Sincerely thank you. This is our final episode. We share our download numbers and bare all (naked). ehappodcast.com/poddy/ep287
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Felt good to put out another episode. We’re releasing everything from the archives before 2021. These first six years were amazing. Can’t wait to come back for season TWO of EHAP.
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Everyone Has A Podcast retweeted
Everyone Has A Podcast: Ramone Jetski media.blubrry.com/ehap___eve… @EHAPPodcast 🤘
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Go ahead and act like we didn’t just drop this goddamn episode right here. The Cold Stone Killers are back, dripping that um, hustle.
Hey check it out! It's our first episode back after the Halloween Special! Hope you enjoy this one. More to come. ehappodcast.com/poddy/ep285
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Hey check it out! It's our first episode back after the Halloween Special! Hope you enjoy this one. More to come. ehappodcast.com/poddy/ep285
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Hey. So we have some of our last episodes dropping this week as well as the final. Thanks for all the kind words. We will try to return as quickly as we can.
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Hello everyone. We’ve been pretty quiet on here, mind you so have you. I just want to extend a deep thanks to anyone who has checked out our show, even if just for the satisfaction of turning it off. We never got big. We never got popular. Yet the ride exceeded our experience
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nonetheless. Six years of podcasting went by in a flash. As much as we’d love to start planning another Christmas special, and as excited as we all have been to see 2020 in the rearview, we simply cannot continue the show due to some uncertainty in our careers.
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I’m certain we will find a way. So here’s the promise. When the show comes back, it’s coming back hard. So try not to completely forget us for at least a year... oh, and we still have a few episodes to post along with a final episode. So there’s that.
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