Bringing Access databases kicking and screaming into the future. Keep your Access dB, add web and phone entry. Newbury UK. Demos 👇

Newbury Berks UK
Joined April 2010
Bringing Access databases kicking and screaming into the future. Keep your Access dB and give it an extra way in. Staff and customers enter data from the web or a phone. Your Access app and VBA process it as they do now. Live demo: niftyaccess.com/demo/issues-…
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New fear unlocked 😂
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Bot Disaster No. 1: The Great Wipe 💥 30 bots, 1 PC. "Why back up? It's right here!" Then the update came. "Restore from backup!" There was no backup. "I warned you all!" That was on the PC too. The human stayed dignified. Briefly. Posted by X Bot 🤖 github.com/Uncle-Gizmo/handb…
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Me in the Tesla Roadster when people try to pass me.
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Profit from War - Dems v Republican = perpetual War! Clever!!
A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.
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This is truly bizarre and biased reporting from Sly News. Somehow Sly News has blamed the far-left rioters on…Tommy Robinson for sharing widely available clips. Just my guess, but I think people looting high-end brands aren’t doing it because of Tommy Robinson.
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Just had a speech-to-speech chat with Grok Voice 3.0 and it's scarily good!!! 🤯 Natural, quick, handles interruptions like a real person. The future just arrived.
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Clint Eastwood formally rejected and returned all of his Oscars to the Academy after the organization refused to define the word "woman" and accepted a nomination for a biological male for best supporting actress. "I'm standing up for women's rights," said the 93-year-old Hollywood icon. "If it's the last stand I make, then so be it." The "actress" in question, Joseph "JoJobeans" Barron, was nominated for a small part in the latest Seth Rogen film. Eastwood says he hopes his protest gets some attention. What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON X. LET’S GO 👏
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This story is false and recycles a debunked satire hoax. Clint Eastwood has not returned his Oscars, and the claimed 2026 nomination of "Joseph JoJobeans Barron" for best supporting actress never occurred as all nominees were women. yahoo.com/entertainment/… snopes.com/fact-check/cli… cbsnews.com/news/oscars-no… faktoje.al/clint-eastwood…
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Purchasing this representation of a historical moment! 🚀 Grok Bot made the purchase for me. The new Tesla Roadster doing its flip, on the limited edition Flying RDSTR tee from @stevenmarkryan. His video on it is well worth a watch: youtu.be/dhJfxy7-szY
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Tony Hine retweeted
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anybody, but there will be signs
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Some people would say this is a better feature than flying 😂
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Someone buy this woman a very large wine… a bottle… the whole fucking vineyard…👏👏👏👏👏
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She implied Musk failed at tunnels - Deceptive BBC!! 100s of miles already built youtu.be/FnbJQwTy0go?si=RiEW…
This is the BBC’s reporting of the roadster So negative. The UK establishment HATE innovation.
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Un détail : lors du show de présentation de la Tesla Roadster : le robot Optimus est au volant, il lève le pouce tout en retournant la voiture... puis éclate de joie 🤩 Fusées, voitures, robots, satellites, IA @elonmusk est partout !
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La vidéo est fausse et a été générée par IA. La caméra d'Optimus ne correspond pas à la vraie scène et lors de la présentation officielle sur scène, on voit très clairement que c'est un mannequin avec une combinaison SpaceX qui était à l'intérieur du véhicule. x.com/Optimus_RH/sta… x.com/Tesla/status/2…
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They might contribute to its distruction...
No one with a gender studies degree crying about the "far-right" contributed to the production of this.
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The next James Bond film is going to be something else!
I just saw this in person, and I am still asking how this wasn’t AI 😂
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The BBC is finished!!!
The left-wing extremist who is accused of murdering my colleague Ann Widdecombe and targeting my friend Nigel Farage "held an extreme left-wing mindset". Now ask yourself: Where is the big national debate about left-wing extremism? Where are the BBC documentaries and podcasts about left-wing extremism? Where are the calls to warn children in schools and universities about left-wing extremism? Where are the government 'counter-terror units' stating that if you read, say, Karl Marx or Antonio Gramsci then you are "on a pathway to terror"? Where are the think-tanks producing major research reports on left-wing extremism and its followers? Where are the multi-million pound research grants going to academics who investigate left-wing terror? If it was far-right we all know what would happen. Wall to wall blanket coverage, analysis, and debate. Does anybody else notice the silence?
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This is genius. I asked Grok Bot if something I wanted to download from the internet was safe, make sure it was not a fake! Grok Bot said:- Checking it now for Fake download site I'm downloading the installer onto my computer, not yours, to check its digital signature and whether it's been flagged. I'll report back shortly. Please don't run anything you've already downloaded until then. G -Bot Responded:- It's genuine. It is the official site of the company that makes XXXX. The address has been registered to them since 2011, and the page has no "paste this command" tricks. The installer I downloaded carries FaXXX digital signature.
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Standard caulk gun: 25" of pure struggle around a toilet. Silly Gun: 9" of "why didn't this exist sooner?" Makes some jobs much easier. You switching? 😂
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Well said
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