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12 yo: Dad, how do you make a cursive z?
Me: Dunno. I never wrote a check for a zillion dollars.
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In case you wanted to hear what BOC's Don't Fear the Reaper sounds like in Yiddish.
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if I told you the leather chair I ordered from Amazon was packaged with a blood collection tube that is...full, would you believe me? because I'm lost for --- words
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De-boarding a plane is the perfect storm of entitlement and misdirected outrage.
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Damn you Will Smith for making me write a topical joke that’s already irrelevant.
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One reason I still have trouble believing crypto currency is money is that there aren’t commercials for money.
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I rewatched and wrote about 'A Clockwork Orange,' a famous movie you do not have to see if you don't want to. This recent rewatch really shook me tho. Warning: I wrote about the sexual assaults in the movie and how it relates to masculinity in general. medium.com/humungus/its-very…
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I don’t drink and I live alone so when anybody gives me a bottle of wine it’s like they’re saying “Hey, do me a favor and find someone who wants this.”
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The great resignation continues nypost.com/2022/01/04/tv-sta…
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During the pandemic, the Zoom shows were FULL of women comics. Now that we’re live... its spotty. Lots of guys who havent performed in a YEAR are getting priority over acts who’ve performed almost every night.
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it has a butt 🥲 xitter.cf/ChefEff/status/1407477…
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Get your fingers ready for snapping because we’re live at 9pm ET!
Featuring Carmiya, @laurabbarrett and @TheJimmyMurray who will compete for the love of @AaronSR !
Be there or look upon our link, ye Mighty, and despair!
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