Aaron Porter

So excited for my new Twitter friend @MrScottieR #puppetsforlife

One of those can't get enough coffee day... #thismorning #plane #sleepless

Epic fail @united. Thanks for a failed trip.

Whenever horse racing trickles into mainstream life, I realize I don't understand odds.

Thanks @adammmmmfarber

Amazed by the inadequacy of @FedEx to deliver packages. Tired of spending hours on the phone finding my packages. #late #companyfail

Memphis BBQ at it's finest! instagram.com/p/oH8nEXEWLQ/

Breaking Bad was really good! Full series accomplished!

One of those "wanna pack up my bags and move very far away" kind of days.

Can't remember the last time I yelled at the TV....whew. #BreakingBad #Season2ep2 #latecomer @niaviolet

What's a word that means more than incredible? How about @BulletsOverBway? What a great night at the theatre!

@DonowskiKymmy it hasn't been a bad 2 years...how about your?

Q: What would happen if @Eminem became anorexic, and started wearing sunglasses from now on? A: He'd be the 'Real' Slim Shady #amazeballs

There are few things in life as wonderful as a freshly washed bathrobe. Sooo soft!

@C_Diercks ahh that's sucks. Thanks for the heads up!

Alright printer. You win tonight. I give up. Now we are just wasting very expensive ink. @hp #technologyissues

When a guy you know is at msg, there is no reason not to. @adammmmmfarber

I can't tell if the snow is falling down or blowing up...good thing all I need to do is sit in my bathrobe, drink coffee #nycsnow #snowday

Snow is lightly falling, and the temp is 20ish. Seems like a pretty solid day for a trip down the mountain standing on two sticks.

Just realized I actually don't understand twitter. Now I am really following people...not just pretending to follow them. #oops #babysteps