@AMMsTheCrypt

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Joined August 2025
Reminding oomfs that if you wanna join my Discord, feel free to say.
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"There are no rules. We don't have to shoot 6k, 480p looks awesome!" Genuinely inspiring stuff.
How they shot PRIMETIME with a 480p colonoscopy camera.
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the concept of a tim heidecker beheading
here is Duncan Trussell warning the comedians working at the Onion/Infowars that they are traitors who might get put to the guillotine
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These movies came out within two weeks of each other and nobody noticed or cared.
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MY SMILE IS STUCK I CANNOT GO BSCK... TO YKUR FROWNLAND
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guess who was a few rows in front of me lmfaoooo
bought plane wifi just to tweet that the end credits song for the shitty chris pratt ai trial movie has the exact instrumental for Hold Me Down from Halsey’s Badlands(???) i had to actually stop myself waking up everyone on this plane from laughing too hard
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this account was one of the founders of darkwoke
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3rd year uni assignments
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Hansen is not depicted as an uncaring grifter in Primetime. He is depicted as someone who (delusionally) believes that he is God’s chosen soldier against the world’s greatest evil. He is completely obsessed with it as if it is his sacred duty. This scene pictured here, is him MOCKING the producer for caring more about ratings than saving kids. Worth noting to those who have not seen the film.
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Sophie was different you ain’t never seen somebody in the studio smoking a cigarette in a leather bubble jacket just making beats not saying one word.
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Iran and Ukraine are the two greatest wolf warriors against climate change.
BREAKING: The UK is now preparing to ration diesel and petrol and could impose a nationwide 50mph speed limit, with government contingency plans now on the table as pump prices hit a record, per the Express. It comes as UK diesel broke its 2022 record yesterday at 199.11p a litre (Β£1.99). The plans include a maximum purchase scheme limiting how much fuel drivers can buy per visit and restricting selling hours, priority filling stations for emergency services, directed bulk deliveries to utilities and public transport, prioritised diesel for food and health supply chains, and government allocation of crude and imported products. The UK had 42 days of diesel left as of July, the lowest of any developed nation apart from Australia.
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UK government has not announced preparations to ration diesel or petrol; existing contingency plans are for severe national shortages only and officials state the supply remains diverse and resilient despite record prices. gov.uk/government/pub… express.co.uk/life-style/car… petrolprices.com/news/uk-diesel… telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…
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It’s crazy that β€œhasidim sometimes stop people in the street and ask if they’re Jewish” is a thing that actually happens in New York. If you said that happened to you anywhere else in the country people would look at you like you’re David Duke
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I went on Howling Mutant’s account to see the edgy countercultural leader of the JD Vance right and he literally just tweets like racist Ettingermentum
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Mindfucked by O9A within six months.
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thinking about when a bay area magazine did a mock voight-kampff machine test from blade runner on candidates for the 2003 san francisco mayoral election and concluded that gavin newsom was a replicant
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Funniest nothingburger of all time
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I like that he was naming a bunch of anime & then decided to throw in Mortal Kombat & Rick & Morty for zero reason.
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"I'm going pickle green with the Ricks" Chills....
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Nothing quite like getting #drunk & blasting Captain Beefheart & dancing along to it vigourously until you're exhausted.
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