My black hole is falling apart. Watching out for the hawking radiation @Kurz_Gesagt

Sometimes “triggers” are just subtle reminders that we have more healing to do.

Petition to Rename the W/X underpass in Sacramento, CA to “Whiskey Alley” (context in photo) @sacbee_news @Steve4Sac @kcranews @SacramentoKings

Hey @AppleSupport @Apple I’m getting real sick of AirPods FindMy NEVER working. I’ve already replaced them once, after I thought I lost them only to find them later NO WHERE NEAR FindMy said they were. Now this one left bud I know is here but can’t be located. Worthless feature.

I own the compassion of john stamos and the ferocity of Patrick swayze and the curiosity/whimsy of Jeff Goldblum

One does not defeat the desert. One learns to love with it.

Being drunk is akin to behaving like you just woke up

Niki Lauda is the GOAT hands down

What is your preferred pen color?

I don’t know why, but I have such a strong hate for the way outtie belly buttons look. The personality has to overcome it.

Dark humor is best humor

Did you know plants grow out of the sky not the ground?

The most annoying part about listening to so many podcasts is hearing the same story twice.

For those who think cooking with mayonnaise is gross. Remember that mayo is just eggs, lemon and oil. But just for fun I’ll mention that lemon was auto corrected to Elon ( @elonmusk ) so maybe mayo is made of part @elonmusk

While my late grandfather would approve, I often wonder why I love @StarTrek in all forms so much.

#hottake Portuguese is the most beautiful and romantic sounding Latin language.

The more north you go in Florida the more southern they become the more south you go the more Latin they become.

In rainbows is the best @radiohead album. Prove me wrong.

#AirPods should be able to monitor body temperature.

People need to stop having babies