GrossHopper

How old people make use of canes: 10% walking. 90% shaking & waving at whippersnappers.

Imagine paying alimony and the woman taking pictures of shrimp feast at Red Lobster.

In Russell Brands next cinematic appearance he will be sporting a cornrows.

If any woman from Poland is reading this. I cook, I clean, and eat pussy.

A fat joint and some Starfox. Maybe write a couple of tweets.

I'm not verified?

You know the lawn gnome that everybody takes pictures with in Beverly hills? It's name was once Mark McGrath.

I'm from Winnipeg and like the Salvation Army Fred Durst. RIGHT NOW I'M AGITATED! TAKE HIM TO THE PERIMETER BRIDGE!

Falling In Reverse is a symphony of teenage hormones sang by a 40 year old.

LeBron James was cloned. The real one autographs with an X.

I bet Matthew McConaughey gets asked for peyote lots.

His name is Jelly Roll because he's full of cholesterol and bad for your ears.

System Of A Down makes music for people that panhandle and shout at traffic.

If something ever happens to Donald Trump consigliere Smithers will take over as acting boss.

The movie Donnie Brasco had the actual Donnie Brasco serving as a technical consultant on set just like the movie "Coneheads" had the actual Elon Musk serving as a technical consultant on set.

Donald Trump threatens Canadians with tariffs and Doug Ford threatens to turn off Americans power. All of a sudden Donald Trump loves French Canadians. Look, does a guy with a name like "Doug Ford" give a shit about French Canadians.

Creeds "My Sacrifice" is a song about smoking meth and threatening the president.

I don't have one bad thing to say about Dolly Parton. That's a woman to look up to, not the fucking trash now a days.