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Hernan Cortes
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There are wolves inside you because your heart is a frozen tundra full of delicious lemmings
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I watch this harbor, traveler. For I am a friend to many a mariner who smites the gray sea with his oar when the wind will not serve. I would know what tidings may come from the lands beyond these shores, for i have made it my business to advise the people here
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Since we are doing Caspar David Friedrich…
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The Great Basin Spadefoot Toad 🐸 (Spea intermontana) lives in the arid, desert regions of western USA and Canada. When the spring rains come, the toad rushes to mate before the rain filled pools dry up. 📸 William Flaxington discover more at buff.ly/31NGGoS
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"Professor Tolkien asked me the very simple question, 'What class of men would you expect to be most preoccupied with, and most hostile to, the idea of escape?’ and gave the obvious answer: 'Jailers.'" -C.S. Lewis
Isekai anime is an evil concept. It is among the most shameless and distilled forms of escapism, where every single quality that makes a person pathetic is suddenly and nonsensically rewarded in a parallel fantasy world. Very grim, heroin for alienated autists.
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Portraits of my sister.
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The Frog 🐸 of the Week is the European Fire Bellied Toad (Bombina bombina). When threatened by a predator, the toad arches its back and legs to show off its bright red stomach, showing off that they are poisonous. 📸 Marek Szczepanek learn more at buff.ly/dn4Uvzw
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caught in the act!!!!
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The Emei moustache toad grows spikes on its snout to use as weapons in breeding season & then sheds them afterwards. (Photos Cameron M Hudson)
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The alien-looking banded horned treefrog (Hemiphractus fasciatus) from South America. (Photo myreptile)
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The eyes of the ghost glass frog look remarkably similar to blue spot jasper stone. Like other glass frogs, this tiny amphibian also has semi-transparent skin, allowing some of its internal organs to be seen through its underside. (Photo @lavieestbelIe)
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