@ADHDeanASL

BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]

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Joined April 2009
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BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi
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Musk is turning this place into a second-rate Parler or Truth Social and embracing fascism in the name of a twisted “freedom of speech” anti-ethic. I think I’m done here, because I don’t wish to consciously support evil. Follow me over on the Heffalump site, if you want to.
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I’ll probably keep my profile up for a bit because I have so many friends here, but don’t crane your neck looking for new jokes, etc from me here. Love y’all. But not you, Elon. You’re a waste of flesh and electricity.
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emergency!
A comic. Red Dino looking off-panel. Blue Dino (off-panel): come quick it’s an emergency. Panel 2 Red runs towards Blue who is smiling. Red: What is it? Panel 3 Blue: I need a hug Panel 4 They hug. Red: For a second there I thought you’d made me rush for something silly.

ALT A comic. Red Dino looking off-panel. Blue Dino (off-panel): come quick it’s an emergency. Panel 2 Red runs towards Blue who is smiling. Red: What is it? Panel 3 Blue: I need a hug Panel 4 They hug. Red: For a second there I thought you’d made me rush for something silly.

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Whatever side of the parking lot I start parking on when I first go someplace is where I park until the day I die.
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First Written Words Post Cardiac Arrest Damar Hamlin: Did we win? My Mother: Can I have a Coke?
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Frog: WAKE ME UP! Snake: Wake me up inside!
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[1936] Steinbeck: What did you think of the draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
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I just want to be rich enough to be considered eccentric instead of unstable.
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When are your porch lights on?
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491 votes • Final results
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I put in my time now so that I can die at my retirement party later.
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Me: I need to return these, they keep making me sick Maternity nurse: You can’t return your kids, ma’am
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Y’all don’t know what you’re missing over on the ‘don
small gay energy (finn@surfin.dog): communist alternative to gay sex Happy to be back (phillyis@happytobehe.re): @finn standing around a hot piece of metal and hitting it with a hammer, shirtless small gay energy (finn@surfin.dog): @phillyis fuck you're right

ALT small gay energy ([email protected]): communist alternative to gay sex Happy to be back ([email protected]): @finn standing around a hot piece of metal and hitting it with a hammer, shirtless small gay energy ([email protected]): @phillyis fuck you're right

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Beatrice: call me Bea, dearie Beatrix: call me Mistress, worm
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I won't make the same mistakes next year; I'll just make a bunch of different ones.
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BREAKING: Scientist Creates Monster Made Of Teeth, Is Stunned When Monster Bites
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Say what you will about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but Leatherface had surprisingly good cardio
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What level of depravity is it when you look up if Waffle House delivers (they don’t)
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Anybody else constantly surprised by the weather? Even though "the weather people" have been flapping their gums about it constantly?
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