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El salaud

@ACGarfield

Je suis un mensonge. Un mensonge qui dit toujours la vérité !

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Joined April 2012
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JuniXx 永@JuniXx10Nov 8
Cuando el profesor dice que hasta que no resuelvan la pregunta no salen al descanso y la muchachada ve al inteligente del salón levantar la mano:
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👑@King2EclipsbiiNov 10
Dawg the moment Nivida's CEO got caught with Chinese spy pussy my TL instantly got flooded with pics of fine ass Asian women😭😭
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Le thread c'est une soutenance de mi-parcours de thèse de doctorat en sociologie devant le comité de suivi individuel mdrrrr
Jésus (@wavy_fred) profile pictureJésus@wavy_fredNov 10
je suis bête j’aurais du aller au concert d’easy kelenga, y’a que là bas tu peux trouver la femme de ta vie
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Joe Shmo
@Joe_ShmoNov 10
When the CCP discovers that both Sam Altman AND Peter Thiel are gay
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EgyptianZoom@EgyptianZoomNov 8
Replying to @profoundwhore
A printed copy of the periodic table
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What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious
JM News Network (@JMNewsNetwork_) profile pictureJM News Network
@JMNewsNetwork_Nov 7
Abdul El-Sayed will become the first U.S. senator in history to take the oath of office using the Qur’an.
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@ns123abcNov 9
well about that…
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Nick (@NickTheStoic) profile pictureNick@NickTheStoicNov 8
I trust Sam Altman. He'd never get honeypotted by a Chinese baddie
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In fairness, he skipped straight to the Chinese wife.
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BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) profile pictureBuccoCapital Bloke
@buccocapitalNov 8
Zuck is the last wife guy standing
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Swalt@isw_altNov 9
Jensen did the meme
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Bag holder union (@jieselong) profile pictureBag holder union@jieselongNov 8
Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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Cel@celetpoivr3Nov 8
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leYou 🦜 (@leyou3t) profile pictureleYou 🦜@leyou3tNov 7
Première fois je met un djin mdrr
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Nikita Bier (@nikitabier) profile pictureNikita Bier
@nikitabierNov 8
The fact he only had one extramarital affair with a state asset after leading the greatest technological revolution in history is what impresses me. For anyone else that number would be double, even triple, digits.
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@mehulmptNov 9
When Jensen said he loves Chinese models, I thought it was about DeepSeek and Kimi and GLM, etc……
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En 2025 mdrrr
Byron Wan (@Byron_Wan) profile pictureByron Wan
@Byron_Wan10 Oct 2025
Is Huang Xiaole (黄小乐) aka Alice Huang a 燕子 working for the CCP?
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Sai@psychroniclesNov 8
$NVDA
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Orbis (@_heral_fog) profile pictureOrbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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This really was Texas' last straw
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 2
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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filho pausa o jogo e vem dar oi pra visita
Catholic Sat (@CatholicSat) profile pictureCatholic Sat
@CatholicSatNov 4
This morning Pope Leo XIV met Bob Dylan 📸: Vatican Media
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile pictureBuzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopNov 4
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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danizera@_danizeraNov 3
Flávio Bolsonaro é muito foda! Perdeu a eleição aqui e foi ajudar o Trump a perder a eleição lá nos EUA. Herói mundial.
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Nora❦ | ADW@hiscoralineNov 4
I’M IN TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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