East coaster in the Midwest. Starting something...maybe....

Lansing, MI
Joined February 2016
I finally got to see the Lions Play on Superbowl Sunday.
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Me eating away all of my fitness goals dealing with the less than helpful @FitbitSupport until midnight while my issue remains unresolved. I'm sure they'll send me 5% off coupon for my troubles.
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Does Romo get a bonus everytime he says leverage?
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Johnny Starts retweeted
FREE 👕 GIVEAWAY! ✅ FOLLOW 🔄 RETWEET ❤️ LIKE For a chance to win a free shirt from our Baseball collection! rotowear.com/collections/bas… ⏳ Winner announced 9/13
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I guess the billing offices still have power. Impeccable timing @BWLComm
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Of course it wasn't close. The whole world knew he was going to NYJ. This was probably a "what would it cost?" conversation to gain some data or a Belichickian drive-the-price-up move.
Aaron Rodgers to the Patriots might not have been as close to happening as a previous report seemed to indicate. wp.me/pch2rN-7dEF
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Only pitcher in history to only throw 1 pitch but generate 2 WAR
Heck, I'm Canadian, and that gives me goosebumps everytime I watch it. The significance of him throwing a perfect strike from the mound is not lost on any of us.
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You don’t need an AR-15 to hunt or protect your family. You need an AR-15 if you want to kill as many people as possible in as short an amount of time as possible. It’s the mass shooter’s best friend. They would be the people most affected by its ban.
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Johnny Starts retweeted
🚨GIVEAWAY! We’re giving away a Pedro ‘99 All-Star Game BP jersey to celebrate Episode 100 tonight. RT this for a chance to win!
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I guess they don't have Meijers there.
A Dutch supermarket chain introduced slow checkouts for people who enjoy chatting, helping many people, especially the elderly, deal with loneliness. The move has proven so successful that they installed the slow checkouts in 200 stores.
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Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying #118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz
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Can someone tell me who the target audience is for these mildly creepy Mickey Mouse cartoons?
Yesterday’s walk-off win has us 𝙟𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨ing for a giveaway. RT to enter to win a Marcus Jones jersey! bit.ly/3TZhuvk
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Hey @dominos, can you let @littlecaesars know we are a Dominos family now? Let us know when you stop using that trash delivery service @DoorDash, and maybe we can be friends again.
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It's cool @littlecaesars. Our pizza arrived at 8:09pm...only 2 hours and 23 minutes after it was scheduled to arrive. Should I wake my kids up and feed them now? Or surprise them with pizza for breakfast?
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What a legend Jon Hamm is. Turning a stellar performance as an iconic character on an award-winning show into the premier commercial actor of his generation.
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Hot Lansing take: Horrock's Beer Garden is only 'meh' because the good beers are at the Tavern. And it's a long walk.
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Johnny Starts retweeted
#GiveawayTuesday We’re giving away a new Sox item every Tuesday. Today’s giveaway is a fan favorite. Someone who RTs this will win a Pedro ‘99 All-Star patch jersey! 👀
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Who was the marketing genius who came up with "love seat" instead of "small couch?"