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-Chosen: Mass religious psychosis.
-Deeper Life: Holiness mask, hypocrisy factory, and low-key witchcraft.
- RCCG: The biggest tithe cartel in Africa. The alter is a POS stand.
-MFM: Spiritual terrorism. They bind demons they invented.
- COZA: Soft-life gospel for rich sinners who still want to feel holy.
-Catholic: Ritual empire
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The loser has more in common with the winner than with the person sitting on the sidelines.
The winner and the loser each had the courage to try. Both risked embarrassment. Both were willing to face uncertainty. Both were stubborn enough to continue.
Success is endurance in disguise. It belongs to the person who can absorb the losses without absorbing the identity of "loser." It's the courage to start — and to stick with it — that is the real separator. Results tend to find the person who stays in the game.
The sidelines are safe, but sterile. Nothing grows there.
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The person who invented the word “wonders shall never end” had Nigeria in mind!!!
Senator Peter Onyekachi Nwebonyi went to campaign in Izzi, Ebonyi State, but there was no bridge connecting him to the town.
So, he stood on the other side of the river to solicit for votes.
I’m speechless.
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Remember to treat your body like a data center.
Consume as much literature and water as possible.
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Hmmm for my bootstrap founders who have been following me, you’d know I’ve chatted about this before. For distribution in Africa’s informal markets, you do not need to convince 10,000 people. You need just 1 cluster.
Conquer 1 cluster first, move to the next cluster. By the time you get to the 4th cluster, the ripple effect has started.
The first to second month in the first cluster will be trial and error, listening and feedback, balancing strategies that reflect and balance ROI, revenue, expenses, etc. The third month is the same thing but you are already getting a hang of the mathematics and their ways. By the end of the 4th month you’re balancing. You need 3 - 5 field agents to get this done.
Or you can just go the traditional route. Get a shop in the market. Hire 3 agents which one doubles as admin. Give them a target. Conquer there and move to the next market. And if you are that cracked, you can turn the shop to your own office that you open in the morning and close at night. Lead the team and be the admin/lead agent yourself.
There is a neobank we are currently distributing. This one is even very interesting because the founder was very specific about his target numbers in target days. His team is running feasibility studies to see if what they envision can move. They just need the real target users in the monthly GMV to test the app for that time frame.
I connected with 2 Phone store girls in Computer Village. One of them is a close acquaintance of mine. They pulled in 2 more of their friends who are also sales girls in big gadget stores. Just a small commission in getting bosses in their network to use the app. It’s like a side gig for them since it's just 3 months thing.
Distribution is very tough and costly yeah but know that it is a cluster conquering thing. Once you earn the trust of 2 to 5 clusters, they will continue the work for you.
I think where founders are getting it wrong is in the misconception that distribution is a marketing function. I do not know about other continents in the world but I know that as far as Africa is concerned distribution is a social function.
Our people don’t adopt something because they discovered it. They adopt it because someone they know has tried it and that’s reduced the risk of them trying it too. This is why distribution is harder in Africa. You’re not just earning attention, you’re earning trust.
Be sincere, the reason you as a digital savvy person started using OPay or moniepoint is because everybody is already using it. Yes or no? You reach there, Opay. You go there, Opay. Social function!
You do not have funding like OPay or Chowdeck. You’re just a lone struggling founder who got intrigued with an infrastructure solution from one corner in Ajah Badore. That funds you are looking to pour on an ad that won’t likely reach your target audience who are busy 9-7 in the market. Employ 5 smart talkers inside that Ajah market. Place them on salary and commission based performance.
I usually tell founders on budget to base salary around minimum wage. This is Nigeria. You will find your people that will work with you at the cost you have. Gradually follow them through 1 cluster at a time.
Religious identity crisis. Too informed to stay and too afraid to leave. News flash: you can not adopt the god of a religion and abandon the religion neither can you separate Christ from Christianity.
Make up your mind!
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I just wrote something I think you might want to read, thank me later 😎
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He doesn't have games in his phone because you are the game he is playing. 💀
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This is all we do:
1. Talk to existing users and potential new users
2. Build new feature for new users
3. Fix bugs in new feature to retain new users
4. Polish existing features for existing users
5. Share updates on social and via email
Then repeat. Every week. For a decade.
I don’t think the conversation has ever been about scale. It’s always been about reach and distribution.
Nigeria pioneered and dominates the romance scam industry, a type of scam that requires little to no expertise and has the lowest barrier to entry(literally a phone and an internet connection). It doesn’t target businesses or corporations but EVERYDAY people.
In the time and expertise it took Ibrahim Hilmi to pull off the $3.7B corporate scam, 100 boys of ages as low as 15 in Ikorodu would have “bombed” 5000 American women, with some “billing” and “cashing out” as low as $50.
Again, it’s about reach/distribution, not scale.
All the scams that has happened in Nigeria in the last 10 years isn’t up to $3.7 BILLION.
Stop thinking Nigerians lose VISA access because of issues like fraud or terrible press, the biggest reason is because we have a very low negotiating power as a country and our leaders are not doing their job.
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OMG Grandpa is surgically tearing Atiku apart unprovoked mahn!!😭😭😭 damn!! What was that??
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Still taking WhatsApp orders manually and having your customers wait endlessly for replies?
Let Odaram help you!
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Replying to @vboykis
Like how industrialization brought the need to exercise the body. So to will the mind require exercise when AI curates our lives





















