Canterbury /London

Joined November 2010
Hello @walkers_crisps Found this in some Doritos. Yum
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Replying to @rapha
@rapha I completed a RCC survey expecting a 20% discount but heard nothing. I then emailed your customer services team to discover I can no longer email your customer services team. Can you email me the code?
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Guess there’s no X admin at @rapha either
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How did Aoife end up in that loft? #Thewomaninthewall
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A Christian, a Muslim and an atheist go into a bar. They have a pleasant evening because 99.9% of people aren't complete twats.
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Tino Asprilla showing off his skills against Middlesbrough. vine.co/v/eFQ7062bU5E
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Replying to @orangeaurochs
FOOL people into thinking you have a pet crocodile by dressing up your alligator in a crocodile onesie. (via @orangeaurochs)
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"White Man March" cancelled as anti-fascist protesters swamp the rally and chase them out of Liverpool amp.twimg.com/v/ef6cd05a-0b3…
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It is brilliant @BBC Songs of Praise went to Calais to do their programme. Shows the world that not all UK media utterly vile re migrants
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Amazing: UK air travellers being ripped off over VAT/boarding pass scam. independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho…
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Church attacks David Cameron’s lack of compassion over asylum crisis d.gu.com/BjfHnD
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They are escaping war, starvation and death. And we are disgusted because they are causing traffic jams and disrupting our holiday plans.
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Replying to @Belmit
LOST a shoe? Reminisce about the good old days by popping the one you still have up against a mirror. (via @Belmit)
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@npowerhelp plus you haven't called back. Plus I think the meter reading was taken when I wasn't at home