Forgot to bring extra plutonium and now I'm stuck here. One pellet, one trip...
Winchester, UK
Joined July 2009
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Submitting to the 'can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song' collection. Bagel Power!
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As we all look back at #LiveAid40, I would like to tell the story of my experience as a 20yo attending the Wembley show on 13 July 1985. These are never-before seen photos, taken on my Canon A1 with a 50mm lens from my position centre front in the crowd
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"Dad, I'm thirsty"
"Go buy a drink from the vending machine in the kitchen"
Guess who owns the vending machine
Passive income is too easy
Is there a known glitch in the Channel 4 app where it only plays adverts? Resumed watching something & it started instantly, rewound a few minutes to catch up again & ads kicked in. Finished tea & toast and they were still running. Restarted entire console and it's still just ads
FYI, if you grab a pot of M&S or Waitrose hummus they still have the plastic lids, and they fit the Tesco and Sainsburys equivalents that now have film instead. Sincerely, a hummus fiend who gets it wherever he can.
I swear after playing computer games on controllers with triggers and shoulder buttons for more than two decades, I could still not hand on heart say which was R1 and which was R2. Nor will I ever learn. Just bumbling through games quickdrawing pistols instead of grabbing ropes.
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Props to the guy who, at 11pm in Westminster as I was walking past Big Ben, came up to me, pointed, and said 'is that Big Ben?'.
This is just a far less enjoyable version of those TikTok videos where friends line up and keep adding water to a container until the surface tension breaks.
Every single one of these sounds like a short boozy cocktail made with clear liquor and cocktail onions.
Confident I've already laughed the hardest I'll laugh all year - Mr. Swallow's ouija board calibration on Last One Laughing. Thought of it the day after and laughed again.