satire @ibavelmusk ☭ The Illuminati 𐕣 ☥ 卐 † ∞

The Illuminati House
Joined September 2026
My first 13 Crafts ➿
Bring Me (2018) A Broken Home That Is Still Able To Exist (2018) Phi (2018) A Bird And A Girl (2019)
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& Then I said "No kissing" 😂💪🏽 @usgov
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Rick Riordan tries to suck the information I learned from Percy Jackson from my mind like 15 times a day
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She would retweet that
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Why do you not just type nigger?
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I am out of cite
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Touch yourself really fast and make it go boom. @ibavelmusk on 𝕏
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Only do something like that when I want to squirm.
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SK-SK-SK- SKisM..? (✧ω✧) uwu it's you frr!! Woooowww (ʘ‿ʘ✿) You said you would... HUH!!! DO IT FOR ME?? AS LONG AS I DO IT FOR YOU???? WOWW! Holy shit!! Omffg. LOOK! I can do karate too!! Hii-ya! પฝપ
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50 shades geed
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Then I'll give them another reason to soon
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Do people like me?
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Revenge is a dish best served bold
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I got out the house
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The Head Doctor makes sure you are safe and sound all the way up until discharge date.
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Jesus Christ, would you like to be the head nurse?
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I've known you too.
Going to the pharmacy, y’all need anything?
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Stone Creek? Does this ring a yell?
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Helium - Helium, lithium, um, guys..?
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