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Only refer to me from now on as "The Legendary Primate"
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Coming out of Godzilla Minus Zero to see MAGA imploding
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Having flashbacks to belly laughing over this shit in 2020
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we are putting asmongold in prison
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Shane Gillis getting hit with 2017 levels of performative outrage
🇲🇽 Un columpio en pleno centro comercial en México golpea brutalmente a una joven que caminaba distraída, haciéndola caer violentamente al suelo.
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Spending a lil quality time with my boyfriend, Nick Mullen.
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I am typically not one to anticipate unnecessary sequels but man I was hoping for this
‘Shin Godzilla 2’ has reportedly begun production and is expected to start filming this November. (source: smart-flash.jp/entertainment…)
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Guy would be perfect for Scarecrow
Cillian Murphy is reportedly in talks with DC Studios for a major antagonist role in James Gunn’s DCU.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cillian Murphy is not reported in talks with DC Studios for any DCU role by credible sources. He previously called similar rumors untrue, and current DCU project listings include no such casting. comicbook.com/movies/news/ci… polygon.com/dc-movies-tv-s… thedirect.com/tags/james-gun…
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Kevin Feige says he has "Hated" The Hulk since he was a small child: "I just remember those kids [on the playground], choosing him instead of Iron Man when we played pretend, beating me... But now I choose. I am their God, and they will pay." (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/m…)
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If u can’t have platonic friendships with a woman as a man you’re either od freaked out or childish
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This is gayer than a dude sucking dick
Watching @Asmongold rally the chuds to his WoW Forever guild to take back videogames. He's been inviting everrrrrryone. We're so back.
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The four horsemen of worst skins
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Digimon: The Movie (1999)
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Growing up if you were a straight guy seeing hot badass females was kinda something we always liked idk what happened are all of these guys gay or what
An average-looking woman shoots and kills men with one hand. This game was made by female ideologues for sure.
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To me my niggas
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🚨JUST IN: Harry Kane has confirmed he played a round of golf with President Donald Trump “We played about 18 months ago. He invited me to play when I was down in Palm Beach. So when the President invites you somewhere…It was a pretty surreal experience just to meet him, and to play golf with him. His golf is pretty good, to be honest.”
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they literally did this to a nigga in 2019 over a popeyes chicken sandwich
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Hey, it’s Agumon! Don’t scroll by without saying hello! 👋
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60 year old Coworker saw me pull out my 3DS and went “you’re still looking for that different coloured guy?”
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LOSERRRRRRR
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