@DaniGGerman

Owner and proprietor of Queen of Spades Gardening Tools & More.

 Washington, DC
Joined September 2021
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Why didn't the Matrix just make everyone think they were living in the 1300s? No computers, no phones and no pills.
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It's crazy how few people recognize my perfection
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Why do people still not understand that huge tits are just better?
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@newadam123
Sep 17
Anya Taylor-joy is 100% more beautiful than Sydney sweeney Why is not getting the HYPE Sydney is getting?.....
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Dalton Pruitt
@daltonleepruitt
Sep 18
I’m surprised they didn’t give it away now
Daily Loud
@DailyLoud
Sep 18
Red Hot Chili Peppers sold their 13-album recorded music catalog to Warner Music Group for over $300 million
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Global warming is expected to cause mass casualties in France due to heat stroke, but there are also lots of downsides.
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TPUSA Students
@tpusastudents
Sep 16
UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA, RENO! 🇺🇸 Chris D’Elia is coming to your campus on the America: Love It or Leave It Tour 🙌‼️🇺🇸 You won’t want to miss this: LOVEITORLEAVEITTOUR.COM
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DSA Socialism is just people getting mad that stuff that wouldn't even exist without Capitalism isn't as good as they want it to be.
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what in the actual fuck is he talking about? Loving food too much doesn't make you an expert on anything except how to wipe your ass when you can't reach it.
Pablo Torre Finds Out
@pablofindsout
Sep 16
Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why: "It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"
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I haven't eaten at a Wendy's in decades because their food sucks. Jersey Mike's is fucking awesome tho. Just because Stave can't stop eating fast food doesn't mean Capitalism has failed.
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The Stav to Jake Flores pipeline is real.
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At least you still have your shared love of donuts
Stavros Halkias
@stavvybaby
Sep 16
Our boys in blue are up to some kooky stuff these days Watch UNCLE STAV now on Netflix
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Crazy that this used to just be in Good Housekeeping and on billboards.
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Drink scotch whiskey all night long and die behind the wheel.
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I think his face should be on the $3 bill if you get my meaning (he was a fag).
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian
Sep 14
JUST IN: Mississippi Republicans propose putting Charlie Kirk on a brand new $15 bill to honor his legacy
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Honesty envious of this skill.
Defecation Nation
@poojeetstreet
Sep 15
Bangkok, Thailand. Indian tourist drops a sneaky surprise on the floor of a local pharmacy.
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@MoMohler
Sep 15
How you gonna tell me I can’t jack-off in a place called a “creamatorium?”
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Sydney Sweeny isn't naked in any of those pictures.
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For anyone who doesn't know this story, former friend & boostee of comedian Doug Stanhope and longtime friend of Jake Flores. Mishka Shubaly, was (I think) credibly accused of stranding a young woman because she wouldn't have sex with him, as well as raping her 17 year old sister
Dani G German 👸♠️@DaniGGerman
Sep 14
Jake's best friend and former tour partner, Mishka Shubaly, is a credibly accused rapist of an underaged girl, since we're doing the whole guilt by association thing.
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As stated before, Stanhope deserves some credit for ending the relationship when it became apparent what kind of person Shubaly apparently is.
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So, when Jake tries to trash someone for merely knowing a person who's greatest sin was defending the idea of presumed innocence, ask him why he went on tour with a guy he KNEW at the time had been credibly accused of raping a 17 year old
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