I’m that guy from no things / comedy writer and performer

Los Angeles
Joined July 2009
Dropping a linktree at almost 5pm on a Friday is the new punk rock linktr.ee/joerumrill
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Very good, no notes
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Awesome, this guy definitely needed an update
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Kids will now want THIS corn muffin mix over others, nicely done
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Ah great, another crowd-work clip…
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You can probably guess what senior superlative I got: “Noblest”
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There’s only 2 men that can save them…
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Happy Father’s Day from your old pal Joe Rumrill
Father’s Day Carolers on Porch Belting Out Breathtaking Renditions of Thin Lizzy Songs l8r.it/9i0P
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Ah man, I wouldn’t have bought these pretzels if I knew they had to be kept in a Steven Wright set…
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Hoping the big long shower I just took will last me a few days
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Just putting this out there: there should still be pterodactyls, I think. Definitely wouldn’t mind looking up at the sky and seeing a few of those fellas once in a while
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Humorous modern comic relief character in the inevitable Flintstones reboot
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Dang! Talk about the FALL OF ROME!!!
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There’s a show tonight and it’s got @pizzamannion and @2tonbug on it and that’s a big deal within the “I need a great show to watch on Thursday night from 7-9pm PST” community
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Difficult to feel danger, huh??
Christopher Nolan explains why he didn’t use CGI for the nuclear explosion in ‘OPPENHEIMER’. “I find CGI rarely is able to grab you. It tends to feel safe. Even if it's impressive and beautiful, it's difficult to make you feel danger.” (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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Loving my new Apple Vision Pros
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Gotten so many of these the past few months that I actually had to go back and check that my resume wasn’t accidentally typed in human blood or anything
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Me seeing a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign
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I predict I will do a bit where I ask “mind if we switch to Bupkis real quick?” 3-4 times
What are your predictions for the finale of SUCCESSION?
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Uhhhhhh HUGE ratings, maybe???
What are your predictions for the finale of SUCCESSION?
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