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Big homie 265,Entreprenegro,

265 MW 🇲🇼
Joined March 2013
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Where do you all get such huns? You don't get anything like this ko kasi 😭🙆🏾‍♂️
Morning routine 😊
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LIFE IN TEMBISA 😴😭 00:00 - 03:00 Gunshots 03:30 - 05:00 Barking dogs 05:30 - 07:00 School transport hooter 08:00 - 12:00 Amapiano 12:30 - 13:00 Strike 13:30 - 18:00 Popi! popi! R5 tomato 19:00 - 21:00 🚔🚁 Police searching for a Polo 21:00 - 22:00 👫🗡️ "Mpolaye Thato!
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Eeeeeeh this party should've went for couple days
The alcohol mysol's friends failed to finish yesterday at his son birthday celebration in Sandton.
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That boy good
LAMELO OMGGG 🔥 ANT LOVIN' IT TOO 😭
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it's a bit confusing when a bitch let you smash first time linking up, cause you're like, are you a hoe or i'm that nigga
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Koma Kissa 🤣🤣🤣
But the Airbnb’s that chisale just built in 3 months at the airport side? Hmm Ayi thanks Over 5 houses 🤣 Govt ya mkulukuta moyo fr
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Tshego will perform Hennessy until it turns to wine...
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white men will bomb your country then call YOU terrorist 😭
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Flight attendants be walking through the airport like they’re NBA players pulling up to the arena.
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So they can fck you while you on anesthesia
why do hospital gowns have the ass out
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🇫🇷 France = Protest ✊📢 🇿🇦 South Africa = Riots 🔥🚨 Same Actions - Different Label 🤔
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At my funeral don’t let my homegirls kiss me I know what they can do to a dick
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We should never lose our sense of wonder.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, showing common artifacts like the statue's solid gold eyes without pupils, floaty/unatural toddler movements and physics, and anomalous background elements. x.com/Samanth6062532… youtube.com/watch?v=-_JoLz…
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That uncessarry 10 min you have to stay at someone's place after smokin their weed😭
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Sit in Rice.
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What did bro Yusuf do 😅😅
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Once the company start complaining about consumables like sugar, coffee and milk, start updating your CV.😅
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Finding out Desi Banks is a Mossad agent was one of the worst moments of the year
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Racism obviously
Why is No one migrating to North Africa? I hear Algeria and Morocco are developed.
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Dudes be 3 strokes in talkin about, “this mine”. Calm down Christopher Columbus you just got here.
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