When you wake up and the snack cart is four rows behind you.

Amazing.

Excellent advice but I do love a challenge….

Why there isn’t much dancing in the string section.

If you do something wrong, you should pay a penalty. So what have borrowers done wrong, RBA?

My dad outside his pub in the Flying Doctors.

lol.

Awesome

Perfect.

The Royal Melbourne Show is on in Melbourne on this sunny day so we’re going to enjoy ourselves by not going.

A love of animals starts very early. This was caught on a security camera.

I couldn’t sleep last night trying to work out if it’s the ‘s’ or the ‘c’ that’s silent in the word “scent”.

Outstanding warning sign at the pub.

It’s short but it’s funny.

My mate died in an accident with a cement truck. There's already a statue of him.

Nice game, Coxy.

I’m never flying Jetstar again.

Smack that tile, tap the other.

Hayley, my kid, joining me for the grand final so I’ve done a footy spread.

Ok, America got what they voted for, but when this geriatric imbecile starts telling the world that AI is not going to be a problem, you’re messing with the future of my family. Someone has to stop him slowing safeguards against what will probably be the end of us.