@1eric__
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Nobody Needs Nobody.
Georgia, USA
Joined September 2017
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Slowpoke Rodriguez retweeted
You got on a bass pro hat in 2026 lmfao why in the fucc would I care about your opinion??????
Slowpoke Rodriguez retweeted
Drafted #1
Left to a team that had 4 playoffs wins last 4 years
Left to a team that drafted 1 in 3 of 4 years
Left to a team during the worst streak of franchise history
Left to a team that hasnt been past the 2nd round in 25 years
"Front runner" Thy say
These people would say that regardless of where he played
The Serial Frontrunner
LeBron told media that he envisioned joining the Knicks but changed his mind after they won the chip because "Y'all wouldn't have have let me lay that down at all"
First of all, the Knicks didn't want him and secondly, he can't join a team that just won because it ruins the facade that he turns losing franchises into champions.
The Forever Fraud
Slowpoke Rodriguez retweeted
The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.
🤖 Made with AI
Slowpoke Rodriguez retweeted
I think about this scene way too often
Big Mama’s arm was getting charred like a hot dog and she ain’t feel SHIT until he yelled “BIG MAMA, YOUR ARM!” 😭
Slowpoke Rodriguez retweeted
Paying to unlock hardware that’s already installed in a car and doesn’t cost the manufacturer anything feels uniquely shitty
